zakt61

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Just a midwest guy born and raised. Living in LA since 1992 God has it been that long?

Valley Girl fails as a flight attendent.

by zakt61
1-21-10


	Umm, Ladies and Gentleman like the captain has asked that you all return to your seats, and fasten your belts.


	Hey Lady the roof is gone, were all gonna DIE!


	Umm, In the event of cabin decompression, those little yellow mask thingy's will like drop down or something?


	OMG a piece of fuselage is sticking in my leg


	Like oh my gawd, just pull it out or something ok?, totally gross gag me with a barf bag!