Joel's clone ...part 1 by zbowders9-25-04 Joel meets his long lost...Clone? It says here you're my...clone?!? Where are those &%#$ing kittens? It's like having a...*sniff* brother...we'll be the best of friends! It's incredible really...fifty pairs of eyes don't weigh nearly as much as you'd think. Or...not. First Dennis Miller...then...THE WORLD!
Joel's Clone ...part 2 by zbowders9-27-04 Joel goes for a moonlight walk to clear his head $^%# Clone...I don't think things could possibly get ANY worse. Meanwhile, Evil Joel and Reggie, his invisible friend are up to no good... Phew...after all those hookers now I'm warmed up for the main event! dude...I'm INVISIBLE...screw this! I'm SO going to the Hooters dressing room! It's kinda strange that I didn't take your knife Pick...lock...
Stories from the Abyss by zbowders9-28-04 Joel's Evil Twin shares a touching childhood moment ...and Billy wanted me to help him in woodshop... Dude...It'll be, like, the BIGGEST man-made pinecone EVER %&$#, back the %&$# off. I'm eating. ArRrRrGghHhHh!! brains...LEAKING! And Bill's never been the same since...
