Harsh, Cat. Harsh. by zekeberkley4-13-05 you are so fucking ugly it makes my head wish it would explode so my eyes wouldn't have to view the hideousness before them! ... well...? ... thats was harsh. i'm sorry. I'M FINE!
PMS? by zekeberkley4-13-05 Scratch and Ivan are nearing Planet Earth... well, we are approaching earth ivan. perhaps then you will cheer up, no? i suppose, scratch. i just hope the cramps stop soon. okay? ivan, what is wrong with you? oh, its nothing, really. i'm just on my period, thats all. you aren't a woman! no? well, i'm a dreamer! and you cant even let me dream, can you?!
oh, it was funny alright! by zekeberkley4-13-05 Scratch and Ivan land in the middle of a deserted field... i think its best we split up, ivan. that way we are less llikely to be seen. oh, i see what you're doing. *sigh* ivan, stop this. we are spliting up, no questions asked! now, we must disguise ourselves. fine, whatever! can i be you? you do know you just lost all spliting up privelages, right? i knew you'd see it my way.
they caught osama, right? by zekeberkley4-14-05 well, lets disguise ourselves and get to observing the human race. YAY!. SWEET! great! now for you. we need something that wont attract attention. dont worry, i've got just the thing. ... What?
whats wrong with JC? by zekeberkley4-15-05 Ivan is still having trouble with his disguise... IVAN! you cant be disguised as a terrorist! try again. you're the boss. please something non controversial...please! i think i seriously hate you. how can you say that to your lord and savior?
*cough*jealous*cough* by zekeberkley4-15-05 Maybe he'll get it right this time... look, ivan...just change into a human being that is inconspicuous and wont be noticed. uh...thats ok...i guess it will do. looks like someone is majorly jealous. oh, yeah! shut up! i am not jealous! thats easy for you to say...when you're jealous!
freezing by zekeberkley7-10-08 in this case is the most substantial amount of money you could ever see in your lifetime. only important business men carry these things. i am one of them. please allow me to view this money. i most certainly will NOT! you're very cold. its just your lunch, isnt it?
kthxbye by zekeberkley7-10-08 im gonna be a stright shooter. you are fired. i thought youd appreciate the honesty. oh... im sorry while we we are being honest, i thought id let you know that i am a chicken. kthxbye
date by zekeberkley7-10-08 4th of july happy earth day! are you serious? no. can we date? id like that.
I WAS A LUSTER by zekeberkley7-29-08 hey! arent you in i was a lover? ... hoo HAAAAA hoooo. doesnt scare me!