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by zekeberkley
4-13-05
you are so fucking ugly it makes my head wish it would explode so my eyes wouldn't have to view the hideousness before them!
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well...?
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thats was harsh. i'm sorry.
I'M FINE!

 

by zekeberkley
4-13-05
Scratch and Ivan are nearing Planet Earth...
well, we are approaching earth ivan. perhaps then you will cheer up, no?
i suppose, scratch. i just hope the cramps stop soon.
okay? ivan, what is wrong with you?
oh, its nothing, really. i'm just on my period, thats all.
you aren't a woman!
no? well, i'm a dreamer! and you cant even let me dream, can you?!

 

by zekeberkley
4-13-05
Scratch and Ivan land in the middle of a deserted field...
i think its best we split up, ivan. that way we are less llikely to be seen.
oh, i see what you're doing.
*sigh* ivan, stop this. we are spliting up, no questions asked! now, we must disguise ourselves.
fine, whatever! can i be you?
you do know you just lost all spliting up privelages, right?
i knew you'd see it my way.

 

by zekeberkley
4-14-05
well, lets disguise ourselves and get to observing the human race. YAY!.
SWEET!
great! now for you. we need something that wont attract attention.
dont worry, i've got just the thing.
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What?

 

by zekeberkley
4-15-05
Ivan is still having trouble with his disguise...
IVAN! you cant be disguised as a terrorist! try again.
you're the boss.
please something non controversial...please!
i think i seriously hate you.
how can you say that to your lord and savior?

 

by zekeberkley
4-15-05
Maybe he'll get it right this time...
look, ivan...just change into a human being that is inconspicuous and wont be noticed.
uh...thats ok...i guess it will do.
looks like someone is majorly jealous. oh, yeah!
shut up! i am not jealous!
thats easy for you to say...when you're jealous!

 

by zekeberkley
7-10-08
in this case is the most substantial amount of money you could ever see in your lifetime. only important business men carry these things. i am one of them.
please allow me to view this money.
i most certainly will NOT!
you're very cold.
its just your lunch, isnt it?

 

by zekeberkley
7-10-08
im gonna be a stright shooter. you are fired. i thought youd appreciate the honesty.
oh...
im sorry
while we we are being honest, i thought id let you know that i am a chicken.
kthxbye

 

by zekeberkley
7-10-08
4th of july
happy earth day!
are you serious?
no.
can we date?
id like that.

 

by zekeberkley
7-29-08
hey! arent you in i was a lover?
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hoo HAAAAA hoooo.
doesnt scare me!

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