All comics by zoob

 

by zoob
11-28-01
Hi! Nick speaking. Thanks for calling Eclipse. How can i help?
Yes hello! Im trying to dial out to the internet but my computer keeps saying no modem detected!!!
Right, could you please confirm that your modem is On and connected.
Ok.. hang on. Its keeps saying No modem detected????? i keep clicking on internet explorer!!??? whats going on HELP!
R o L ! ! !
Sigh, you need to make sure your modem is turned on and connected to the computer.
Modem you say? This PC doesnt have one!!! but i have installed Freeserve so it should work?????? WTF

 

by zoob
11-28-01
wanna fight?
BUT U R A GRRL?? I DONT WANNA HURT YOU :((
WEEEAHHHH!!!!
FFS! what the shit was that for? :( i saw right up YOU'RE skirt though HEHEH w00t!
NOOOO!
right bitch.. im going to touch a FUCKING LUNG!

 

by zoob
11-28-01
Hi Robin! do you have any pure MDMA???
hey ry! no! ive been working in GAP all morning!. check out these new clothes i got!! and i only paid £200
shit! i need a fuckin hook up man. it makes casserole taste better
oh right! well i gotta get back to GAP mate. cya around
sigh, FUCKIN life

 

by zoob
11-29-01
hi my name is pain...
im an alcoholic!
....thats it, just fuckin leave me alone :(
ffs get quad (?)

 

by zoob
11-29-01
hmm, fuckin work
look at this born looser
hey spud! its pain here mate! finally we meet at last (:
spud h8s pain
[15:35] * ^SpuD: pain- PLEASE FUCK OFF
:(

 

by zoob
11-30-01
ffs warehouse
do you ever question YOU'RE life. do you ever wonder why
OMG? too many breezers

 

by zoob
12-06-01
hey law! LOCK at my new mobile!!
hey terran! OMFG? nokia??!! ; )
" do u really like it.. iz it iz it wicked "
lol ? : ) lets go to a rave!! SEEING AS IM PILLED UP TO THE EYE BALLS tssk u kidz : )
omg? controversey? law and terran in the same rave as me! =) ffs warehouse
lol ? terran is in the gents gettin fucked up the jaxx ROFL!

 

by zoob
10-29-03
club 2c-i
hey spud! so what do you think of this undergroud super dooper loopy rave ive brough you to?
well nast, its wicked! i just run around screamin YOU'RE. this liquid mdma is the shit.... hey!! where's pain?
mouses ear
he's probably at home all loved up. when will he learn huh? (-;
HeHeHe yeah. everyone knows love is for LOSERS! hey dude, lets go pop some more WIZARDSLEEVE pills and rave till the comedown
!wz
well what a fuckin night! i met this chick.. so fine, she is the one dude. i touched her clout!!!!!!! i love her :-x
wow! me too dude, me and this one girl talked about exeter all night! she is lovely. hey dont tell pain OK? i'll give you irc cop rights. plx!!! yux!!!

 

by zoob
10-31-03
hey terran, its its norm here! wanna come to ivybridge and check out some hotties? i finally kissed a girl (-;
norm, youz think yo so hot, kissin a girl but you dont got shit in da real world.... leave me alone. im CREATING DEEP HIP-HOP
FFZ why cant you let me in?? plz i'll do ANYTHING. i have a blue face FOR FUCK SAKE. how deep is that?
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. IM FROM THE STREETZ. IVE BEEN STABBED 400 TIMES. IM ALL ABOUT THE DOE. YO??
.. deep
why did norm have to break my legs????

 

by zoob
12-01-03
waspe - druqz - klub
wow! check out this hottie!!! im so pilled up on SMACK im sure i can pull her!! HEH
hmm i could really do with some RANDOM bloke sticking their cock in my twat. 'classy'
2c-i
hi, umm would you maybe like to dance or could i buy you a drink? you are gorgeous
er yeh.. how about we go outside and fuck like stoned test bunnies? I WANT YOUR COCK IN MY VADGE
'sigh'
can i tex0r you tomorrow? maybe we can meet. my number is 07899 185...
BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. STUFF YOUR ROD IN MY DIRTYCUNT FOR FUCK SAKE

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