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by zzwi
12-22-01
manu finds the club desserted and empty
hmm first things first..the webpage
an idea is born
first things first...get this site some visitors
welcome to cvastropage.cjb.net
with victory at hand, manu goes on to restore the club to its former glory
nooo...can't...look....at webpage
welcome to www.hotgirls.com

 

by zzwi
12-22-01
with the webpage hacked, manu goes in search of the webmaster
we don't know where he is, but count on this: we will find him sooner or later, and frankly, i don't care if he's dead or alive
manu recruits the powers of the US Military to find the suspect
CHARGE!!!!
oxymoron #1: military intelligence
why are we bombing afghanistan looking for the webmaster...

 

by zzwi
12-22-01
the fearless manu leads the troops on a raid
surround the building men
oi oi oi
the suspect is found to be in a club meeting
what is the address of the webpage again?
http://cvastropage.cjb.net
the suspect is hauled off to jail
freeze!
last time i help santillian

 

by zzwi
12-22-01
ex-president manu discusses phase 2 of the operation
we have been quite successful in phase one - we have captured the webmaster and webpage
the facts
latest reports from hotgirls.com show that we are becoming the #1 site on the internet
bittersweet justice
99% of those hits are from brian briskey, but hey, hits are hits, right?
when do i get paid

 

by zzwi
12-22-01
ex-president manu stresses the war is not over
we musn't let the capture of the known hacker fill us with a false sense of victory! the club and its illict leaders still colloborate!
right now, the evil leaders of the club gather at CVHS to form their evil plans
meanwhile, back in E6....
ryan braaten tells me he would like to make a special announcement
GO BEAVERS!!!!!!!!

 

by zzwi
12-22-01
creative thinking
no, my popularity has hit an all time low of -5.9%! this calls for a cunning ploy..
yes, i'd like 3 large pizzas delivered to E6
insert punchline here
that never failed to attract new members

 

by zzwi
12-22-01
which is which?
im forrest
and im kevin
they sound alot alike too
and together we're the equipment flunkies
we don't actually do anything...
and which is more annoying?
but it looks good on our stanford applications
did I mention I got accepted to stanford?

 

by zzwi
12-22-01
the good news
mysteriously, we recieved three large pizzas for the club meeting. I hope you will all stick around for the important list of things I have to talk about.
wishful thinking
thanks for the pizza el presidente
no problem, just remember to stick around for the meeting
cold unforgiving reality
thank you all for coming, first thing on the agenda: fundraising

 

by zzwi
12-22-01
enter jay santillian, ex-vice president
hi, im jay santillian, and i'm here to give you some pointers about winning club elections
some advice
first, dont even mention the club in question - stay as far away from it as possible. in fact, insult your opponent as much as possible, espicially with made-up facts.
*cough*
and last, it helps if you're a cool studly guy like me

 

by zzwi
12-22-01
ben and mike have volunteered to design the club t-shirt, so please vote for your favorite design
ok, we came up with 3 or 4 designs for you to vote on...
wow sorry guys i forgot how much this one sucked, its just a pirate flag with manu on it
noooooooooooo
but our favorite is this pokemon ripoff "manu-e-mon"
kill me now

 

by zzwi
12-22-01
giving people jobs in which they dont actually do anything can make your club look active
ben, since you like journalism, i need you to make a club newsletter
uhhh....
even if you end up doing them
ben, this isn't a newsletter, it's your mom's shopping list..which means I have to make the newsletter
like whoa manu, i meant to do it, honestly
well, ben didn't make the newsletter, so i did. but to make us look active, I'm going to say he wrote it.
helloooo resume

 

by zzwi
12-22-01
plan B
ok, we're really sorry about the crappy designs last time
but this time we think you'll like what we have
a clue they might not be done
like whoa ben
AWESOME
etc...
COWABUNGA
SURFS UP

 

by zzwi
12-24-01
an annoucement is born
'come to E6 on friday for free donuts and discussion on an OMSI trip'...sounds good
club meeting
OK, so we are planning on going to OMSI next friday. how many of you are interested?
the plan
wow, all of you...awesome. so, meet outside CV at 8:30 this saturday

 

by zzwi
12-24-01
CVHS, 8 am
nooo where is everyone?
CVHS, 8:30 am
nooo where is everyone?..don't think like me?
CVHS, 9:30 am
urge to kill self....increasing.....

 

by zzwi
12-24-01
next week's meeting
why did none of you show up? espically you jay, you're my VP!
well?
OMSI sucks
why you litle...

 

by zzwi
12-24-01
yet another meeting
OK, so what do we want to do as a club this year?
suggestions
spelunking.....movies....parties....
why can't we ever do anything astronomy related?

 

by zzwi
12-24-01
the facts
according to this announcment, club president Mike will be holding a meeting this friday.
the plan
i want you to capture him and bring him to me alive
SIR YES SIR
a useless panel
get him
GOGOGO

 

by zzwi
12-24-01
the club tries to find a date to go to pine mountain
ok, so here are the days we can go to pine mountain
options
july 1st... july 8th....or july 15th....which is the best date
a consenus
ok, so we'll plan for july 8th since all of you can make it then

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
next week
ok since 1 person out of 15 couldnt make it im rescheduling the date...we're going on the 16th now
2 weeks later
well even though most of you can make it on the 16th im changing the date to the 5th of july
3 weeks later
alright, im changing the date for the last time...july 22th

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
transpor-what?
even though only 7 of you can make it on the new date, im going to keep it because it makes transportation easier..who can drive?
yes i can drive in my HUGE van itll be a blast im sure, espically when i kill everyone because i dont know what im doing
E-V-I-L MANU
that's nice rachael, now how about someone who won't kill off half the club getting us to pine mountain?

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
manu, i think my family can take a few people
that's great jay, anyone else?
we can take a few people
excellent
ok, meeting dismissed, everyone meet outside CV at 9 am on the assigned date

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
ETA 1 hour before departure
hi manu, this is jay, and i need to cancel that ride i promised..sorry *click*
the plot thickens
manu? this is the equipment flunkies, and it turns out we can't go to pine mountain after all
WILL manu find ride for everyone? WILL they make it to pine mountain? WILL i be released from a horrible imagination? FIND OUT NEXT TIME, in CVHS ASTRO CLUB: THE COMIC

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
eta 30 minutes
rachael, this is manu, and both the rides just canceled. i was wondering if you could still drive despite my allusions to your crappy driving ability
sure manu, but for the record that time Icrashed it was only a SWA member who died
eta 28
well, keep up the good work then
ok ill be there in 29 minutes
a tad random
HO HO HO im here to wish you a merry xmas

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
9 am, day of the trip
nuuu, where is everyone
9 30 am
nuuu they all hate me
9 45 am
im just gonna jump off a bridge

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
10 am
FINALLY, what took you guys so long?
well, i called everyone else and picked them up, but i forgot your number, so you had to wait here
10 am
nuuuu
and then i almost totaled the van...it still drives
10 am
next time im renting a jet
are you ready manu? you dont look alright

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
are we there yet
are we there yet
are we there yet
are we there yet
the creator would like to apologize for the lack of creativity in this current series. it is 12:31 am and he is drawing a blank....

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
at some meeting
ben, ill bet you a $1 you can't get sean to say the webpage address
you're on fritz
heard this before?
sean, what's the webpage address again?
cvastropage.cj.....
the dramatic conclusion
HAHA, i win fritz!
NOT FUNNY BEN

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
ok rachael, according to my upside down map our first destination is here
what, this isnt a mountain, its a hole in the ground
yes yes, its called s-p-e-l-u-n-k-i-n-g
what does that have to do with astronomy?
don't ask questions, just accept it. its an ancient club tradition, no one alive knows why we do this

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
ben risks his life going into the cave first
uhh, where does this lead manu?
don't worry, you cant get lost
no, i thought you did
did anyone bring a flashlight?

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
12 hours later
hmm, i think i see light again
finally
...
whose dumb idea was it to go here
not mine
damnit, and she's the club's ride home
WOW, wasnt that LIKE soo COOL? we should do that AGAIN sometime MANU! YOU ROCK

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
while the president and driver have a sing along...
(sings enya)
(sings enya)
ben wonders where a certain someone is
i wonder if heather is there
GAW...shut up ben
well, mackey had to be here somewhere, right?
I LIKE JAPANESE RAP

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
the club observes some stars (well thats what we came here to do, right?)
wow, look at siruius alpha mega gamma delta tonight
(sings enya)
well some of us anyway
this is boring
where's heather
and others don't know why they came
(raps japanese)
GAW

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
does anyone want to go back to the camp, im getting cold
did you bring a flashlight this time?
yes, i brought my supernova 5000 halogen flashlight this time
ok we're ready then
WHOA check out delta gamma beta major canis prime
did someone say camp? we can light a fire and sing campfire songs!

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
"real" astronomers dont take kindly to light
TURN THAT LIGHT OFF NOW
AHAHAHA
oh no, now i cant see
iim scared of the dark
well at least we're close to camp

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
hey, lets play survivor, who should we vote off first?
ben
ben
(sings enya)
ben

 

by zzwi
12-26-01
*sail away, sail away...*
hi guys, im back, did i miss the enya party?
yes but someone insists on singing it anyway...
uhoh
dangit! i have a better idea
anything could be better than enya
this'll be good
lets all go around and ask a question and everyone has to answer it philosophically

 

by zzwi
12-27-01
it's all downhill
ok, ill start: who would you like to have gotten to know better at CV?
im starting to regret knowing you...
standards
GAW....
(japansese rap)
pick ONE girl ben...
OH MY GOSH RACHEL IS SO HOT
where's heather?

 

by zzwi
12-27-01
the author takes no responsibility for this frame
I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS BEN...WANT TO COME TO MY PARTY?

 

by zzwi
12-27-01
id sell my immortal soul to know where heather is...
that can be arranged
you've got a deal
hi ben
OH...MY...GOD....there really is a devil, and his name is fritz

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