[Click to view comic: 'Nothing, my friend. Nothing.']

Displacement should be punishable by sodomy.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Latest Crop of Surgeon General Warnings']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Rule-breaker or not, that one was great, Namgubed.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC135 - Warning! Entry 5: Invalid Entry!']
[Click to view comic: 'CC135 – Warning! Entry 6: Daily Occurrence']

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Less than 24 hours left to go... c'mon, people, get your last day's entries in before it's too late!!!

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

Oh Jeez.. the pressure! Can't... no... it's too.. AARRGGHH!!

[Click to view comic: 'CC135: The Incredible Mook']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The characters in this strip are named Pat & Walter. They do not represent forum users (I just like DexX's artwork).

[Click to view comic: 'CC135 entry 2 Another Renal Error?']

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

YIKES!
I just realized that my two previous entries are not rules compliant as they use puns. OK, this one is rules compliant but last minute, thus unfunny I fear...

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

[Click to view comic: 'Mushrooms and Driving Don't Mix']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Two more...

[Click to view comic: 'CC135 – Warning! Entry 7: Life is like a box of bullets…']
[Click to view comic: 'CC135 – Warning! Entry 8: Revenge - Now 80% Fat Free!']

Taste the lemon!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Time! Okay, time's up. No more entries... I'm gonna go away, now, and pick the wiener... :)

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

Before I begin... a summary of the rules:

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1) The whole joke must revolve around a warning or caution sign of some kind. It's entirely up to you what the warning is and whether the warning is the setup for the joke or the punchline itself.

2) No puns or in-jokes. No Tobor, Wirthling sucks, Dr Pedantic et al. And no smart-arse references to them, either (Yes, I read the "TABOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU" entrant a few weeks back...).

3) If you use any of DexX's art for regulars and forumusers, they can't actually be those forumusers in the gag. (Using the Wirthling head to represent DexX, though, is totally fair play).

4) Try and steer clear of jokes like those in my own comics. I want to see what makes you laugh within the rules... not what you think will make me laugh. Odds are good you'll not hit my mark if you try for that humour.

Not a requirement but it would be kinda cool... try and fit the number of this contest into the joke, too. Bonus points for it.

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[b]I CAN'T BELIEVE HERNANDEZ DIDN'T GET AN HONORABLE MENTION!!!

I VOW TO ANY LORD THAT EXISTS, I WILL NOT MAKE ANOTHER COMIC UNTIL THIS WRONG HAS BEEN RIGHTED! I WILL NOT MAKE ANOTHER COMIC UNTIL HERNANDEZ RECEIVES HIS HONORABLE MENTION!!!!

IF YOU THINK I'M JOKING, JUST WATCH!!!!!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Bah! Bah, I say! Two comics to the Heats not good enough for you?

Hernandez was funny... but your other stuff was much funnier. SO THERE!!! :Þ

/benny

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My metaphors are metafives...

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[b]I CAN'T BELIEVE HERNANDEZ DIDN'T GET AN HONORABLE MENTION!!!

I VOW TO ANY LORD THAT EXISTS, I WILL NOT MAKE ANOTHER COMIC UNTIL THIS WRONG HAS BEEN RIGHTED! I WILL NOT MAKE ANOTHER COMIC UNTIL HERNANDEZ RECEIVES HIS HONORABLE MENTION!!!!

IF YOU THINK I'M JOKING, JUST WATCH!!!!![/b]

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What the hell is this, some kind of joke to you people? HERNANDEZ LEFT HIS ASS ON THAT STAGE! And you snub him for some lousy drunk and a mental defect eulogizing a stop sign?! This befuddles me! I can't see a single reason for it! So I say again: [b]I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THERE IS JUSTICE FOR HERNANDEZ!

1048 FOREVER!!![/b]

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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What the hell is this, some kind of joke to you people? HERNANDEZ LEFT HIS ASS ON THAT STAGE! And you snub him for some lousy drunk and a mental defect eulogizing a stop sign?! This befuddles me! I can't see a single reason for it! So I say again: [b]I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THERE IS JUSTICE FOR HERNANDEZ!

1048 FOREVER!!![/b]

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An über-geek honors 11th-century mathematicians. (And also has the alt code for ™ emblazened on his pocket protector.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[u]Honourably Mentions:[/u]

1. ObiJo: Hernandez series.
2+. Anyone else who wants to have a go.

Hah. :)

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

And just when we had nearly everyone not making comics anymore, you had to go fuck it up, didn't you?

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

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[u]Honourably Mentions:[/u]

1. ObiJo: Hernandez series.
2+. Anyone else who wants to have a go.

Hah. :)

/benny/

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