Hye, everybody. I started a blog. I fucking hate blogs, but I will be posting goofy, funny, and sometimes just downright gross stories to it on a semi-regular basis. Check out my first one!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Where is this blog you speak of? Are they dangerous?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

http://mikeyg.blog-city.com/

Would have helped, huh?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Psychiatric treatment is widely available in cities and towns all across America.

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What others say about boorite!

*sigh* Just because I have a sick mind does not mean I am in need of Psychiatric treatment. It means I am in need of my own television show.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

LOL!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!! NAACP!!!!1

u sound abnoxious but ur blog s rilly halerious!!!!! ur gay right???!!!?

i read it 2 my little borther and he start shoving things up his BUTT!!!!!!11

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HA! Mikey, you ROCK!!! You should post to that blog EVERY DAY, you magnificent bastard.

Thanks, kramer!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Your blog made my eyes crawl into my head and eat my brain.

That's no different than your normal tea-time routine.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I updated my blog again. I will have a new sickness/story on there every day. Feel free to leave comments!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=RidiculouslyStupid

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

No, MY blog!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Mikey inspired me, so now I went and got myself one of those stupid things.

Visit http://unknowneric.blog-city.com if you're interested in a cynical 28-year-old librarian's rantings on obscure music, pop culture, and why everybody who isn't me sucks. ;)

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I has a flavor!

Thanks for the blog info Mikey. I now have one of my own, dedicated to the downfall of western civilization! Mwah ha ha ha ha haaa!

http://ivytheplant.blog-city.com

By the way, has anyone seen the Kim Jong Il blog? It's freaking hysterical!

I've got a blog as well. It's not as bad as I thought it was when I resurrected it the other day, as it hadn't been written to in 10 months, but it's still pretty fucking depressing, so I'm not giving the URL out. Like I say about blogs:

"If I wanted to read the details of the life of, and disjointed ramblings of the mind of, some complete stranger, I'd break into their house at gunpoint and steal their journal"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Mine is better. It makes people laugh, cry, shit themselves, and sometimes claw their own eyes out.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I just like yelling and insulting people. I don't do that at Lack of Oxygen. I try to maintain a higher standard than that. But blogs are fun cause you can say anything and people can't get mad 'cause it's just the ramblings of kids.

My next entry will be that the Bush administration went back in time and killed the dinosaurs so they could get oil.

I endeavor to be thought-provoking in everything I do. My blog is as insane as I am.

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Visit http://unknowneric.blog-city.com if you're interested in a cynical 28-year-old librarian's rantings on obscure music, pop culture, and why everybody who isn't me sucks. ;)

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Visit http://unknowneric.blog-city.com if you're interested in a cynical 28-year-old librarian's rantings on obscure music, pop culture, and why everybody who isn't me sucks. ;)

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You're just saying you're cynical because you think it sounds cool.

(Now that was cynicism.)

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Visit http://unknowneric.blog-city.com if you're interested in a cynical 28-year-old librarian's rantings on obscure music, pop culture, and why everybody who isn't me sucks. ;)

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You're just saying you're cynical because you think it sounds cool.

(Now that was cynicism.)

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The Lawn thinks youre an Apathetic Cynic.

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Actually, I'm an apathetic anarchist. I guess it would be sorta cool if we had no government, but I don't really give a shit. ;)

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I has a flavor!

Ha! I used to be an apathetic agnostic. I didn't know if there was a god and I really didn't care. Come to think of it...I'm once again leaning in that direction...

http://mikeyg.blog-city.com/

Go to it. Read it. Love it. Comment on it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.