Ok I admit the first couple of cartoons I did were probably for a select audience but I found out about this place indirectly through some similar stuff.

I realise that to the regulars that my stuff probably made no sense to them. But they were only me seeing what I could do.

Anyway, how about this [Click to view comic: 'Mistaken Identity'] (nothing to do with cs or anyother online gaming stuff.

Back to the what? Who's Marty?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Eh, better excecution... and I at least get the reference this time. I personally prefer comics with a sick twist at the end.

Okay, that was much better.

Thank you.

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I liked it. But more importantly, you did. The important thing is to write things YOU find funny.

For instance, I just got anally reamed in a little competition we call the Comic Cup. But am I upset? No. Because I know I can write comedic circles around everyone there and they're just jealous of my talent and that they're not on my favorites list.

It's that kind of delusion you need to flame the fires of.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Or fan the flames, if you're some kind of hippy.

Yowza.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

In the gay, buttery way?

You mean there's another way to get anally reamed in the Comic Cup?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

(Wearing pointy newbie cap)

Nobody told me that there was going to be any anal reaming! This is what I get for signing up for stuff ... I just wanted to write silly comics, and now I find out I signed up for gay buttery anal reaming.

Well, since it's for art ....

Besides, it could be worse, I could have signed up to a spam list...

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IATETP, FMG (Soon everyone will know)

RAARR!! TOBOR WILL SIGN YOU UP FOR SPAM LIST!!! THEN CORNHOLE YOU!!!

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RAAARRR!!!

...but I don't want any spam!

I don't like spam!

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YOU DON'T LIKE SPAM!

Spam sucks dick.

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Is there any chance we can get some art put up for the mad scientist showing anything other than an inane grin?

Makes him a cunt to work with when doing anything that requires him to show emotion.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Hey, guy, he's a mad scientist, guy. What kind of expression would you want there, guy? A freakin frown? People become made scientists so they don't have to frown anymore, guy.

Sorry, I just was talking to a friend who uses the word guy a lot...guy.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

If you want emotion, use Maura.

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[Click to view comic: 'Made Scientists']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

When was the last time Gabe read a post in the forum and didn't make a comic about it?

[Click to view comic: 'You Knew This Was Coming']

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It did cross my mind.

If that was the point that it stopped being funny, why did you all start laughing even harder?

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Hey, guy, he's a mad scientist, guy. What kind of expression would you want there, guy? A freakin frown? People become made scientists so they don't have to frown anymore, guy.

Sorry, I just was talking to a friend who uses the word guy a lot...guy.

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Or my movie column, and then your strips. Brr.

Or my movie column, and then your strips. Brr.

For some reason , i think this would be funnier if i was writing it from EasyInternet in Glasgow , and i could remind the staff that their job includes serving Cappuccino at 4am and having to smile while doing it.

And TBH , youve stolen all the decent gags most Glaswegians make . Neds , patter , bigotry.The only thing i can do now is make fun of the Old Firm , and watch as 3 people get the joke.

And besides. Id use Tim Sebastian and John Humphreys in a 2 on 1 interview with IDS . Just so i can see him squirm.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'Made Scientists']

Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in!

You know what the sad part is? I usually preview my posts a couple of times before posting them. I blame it on my 20/40 eyesight and my stubborness to keep my boyish facial features prominent by not wearing my glasses.

I'm all for different scientist poses if hard working and drawing DexX feels up to it. I just want the same facial expression. You know, maybe the dinner jacket smile, the swimsuit and duck floaty smile, the my dog has just died smile, etc.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

does that mean we have to stop making glaswegian jokes?

[Click to view comic: 'Broadway hits Glasgow!!!!']