Anyone got any strips featuring stupidly contrived puns? Ever since my losing entry in the Comic Cup, I've gotten a taste for them. Here's my latest:

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Anyone got any strips featuring stupidly contrived puns? Ever since my losing entry in the Comic Cup, I've gotten a taste for them. Here's my latest:

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None are a match for my mad contrivance skills!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Well...it's stupid..
but it's mine
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Okay, Andy, you asked for this, so don't go blaming me for the pain the following strips cause...

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Anyone got any strips featuring stupidly contrived puns? Ever since my losing entry in the Comic Cup, I've gotten a taste for them. Here's my latest:

Co... I mean, ANDY... I don't understand that strip at all. What's this about Raleigh etc?!? Please explain, somebody...

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I almost took you off my favorite list for that "Why so blue" line, but I decided against it because of the "Sexual Dysfunctions" comic. I needed that reminder of why you were there.

BTW, Ariandildocompany... that one strip you don't get was the *only* one of the first few that I did get.

I take that back.

If I explain that one, it will deprive it of what little humour it had. Click here if you're really desperate. Oops, I mean here.

This one shouldn't require explanation for any of yew ...

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I tried, but I can't get any sense from that at all.

Gimme a clue?

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That is genious.

Argh... finally, after getting a helpful email from Ken, I worked it out. Ow. Brainhurty.

Here is my revenge...

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Kaufman , for those of us who clearly havent got a clue what youre talking about , would you care to explain your strips?

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All of Kevin Keegans clues are belong to me...

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Kaufman , for those of us who clearly havent got a clue what youre talking about , would you care to explain your strips?

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Actually, I take that Back... I still can't figure out Kaufman's first strip... but I get the one about the christmas tree... it's terrible.

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Kaufman , for those of us who clearly havent got a clue what youre talking about , would you care to explain your strips?

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Just say his punchlines out loud repeatedly (it probably helps not to do so with a Scottish accent) and you'll probably figure out the joke. Then, send the bastard a mail bomb for making you go through all that effort for those punchlines.

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It probably helps if you realise that "Irbe" is pronounced "Ur-bay".

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Odd, considering that the punchline of my first one translates to the same punchline that DexX's last one had, save for it being in the first person singular, rather than plural.

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