(Cilla) hello!! Anyone who would like 2 chat with 2 girls from norway???
(Dragon|X) Cilla, are you black metal?
(Dragon|X) Are you kvlt?
(Cilla) yes
(Dragon|X) Have you met Varg?
(Cilla) are they norwegian??
(Cilla) varg??
(Dragon|X) Varg is a single person, the vocalist and writer behind one of Norway's best black metal bands.
(Cilla) ok....
(Cilla) What do u think of,when u hear about norway???
(Dragon|X) Me? I think about church burnings, crazy guys in corpsepaint running around wearing spiked armor practicing viking rituals.
(Rickhuntr) glup!
(Cilla) ok.....
(Dragon|X) Random murderings, too.
(Cilla) Have u heard about m2m????
(Dragon|X) Nope.
(Cilla) hmmmmmm
(Dragon|X) I bet they have a crazy-ass logo with a bit pentagram in it, huh?
(Dragon|X) bit-big
(Cilla) what does random means???
(Dragon|X) Same as chance.
(Dragon|X) You're not very kvlt, are you?
(Cilla) what????
(Cilla) we are from norway,and we r not soooo good in english!!!!
(Dragon|X) Apparently not.
(Dragon|X) So it's not all about mead, battles and Valhalla there?
(Cilla) what do u know about norwegian girls???
(Dragon|X) Hrm, not much. Do they all wear their hair in pigtails and prance around, scantily-clothed wearing horned helmets?
(Cilla) nooooo!!!!!
(Cilla) hehe
(Dragon|X) Well crud.
(Dragon|X) There goes my dreams.
(Dragon|X) Would you wear Valkrie outfits and serve me mead and lamb?
(Cilla) no...
(Dragon|X) Aww, damn.
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