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Obi, Gabe and wirthling head to 'Drag Queen Night' at the Hippodrome.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I think this picture makes my thighs look fat.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I think these girls make my head look flat.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The next man to leave the seat up answers to us!

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Red: A yellow squirt gun? I have a vibrator that looks more lethal than this! At least I used to. Do you have it Black?

Black: Nope. I stopped borrowing your things after you caught me pressing the wrinkles out of your boyfriend's face with my thighs.

Blue: (thinks) If my skirt were shorter they would know where that vibrator is. Weee!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

--Buttergrrl, Thunder Thighs, and Limber Lass, Guardians of the Fire Exit.

--We couldn't get Charlie's Angels. Would you settle for Uncle Stu's Hookers?

--"Mr. Connery! Mr. Connery! Wait, where are you going?"

--Welcome to the Muskogee Travelodge.

--Gabe had never seen girls at a convention before. Unsure how to respond, he rolled two twelve-sided dice.

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What others say about boorite!

It shoots Hepatitis C.

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What others say about boorite!

HAHAHAHA!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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--Gabe had never seen girls at a convention before. Unsure how to respond, he rolled two twelve-sided dice.

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Pffft... 2d10, maybe. Or 1d20. But no one in their right min...

HEY!

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Two out of every three women agree: No means no!

"One false move and the fire alarm and the smoke detector get it!"

The dumpster scene in the all-female remake of Star Wars would have been more convincing if there hadn't been a sign pointing the characters to the exit the whole time.

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Pffft... 2d10, maybe. Or 1d20. But no one in their right min...

HEY!

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Just testing.

Of course, you wouldn't want to confront this situation without your +10 Codpiece of Charisma.

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--Vonda prepared to fire a warning shot in the air, unaware that she was standing under the rooftop septic tank.

--The last thing the pizza man ever saw.

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......that's just too disturbing for words.

- They were well armed and blocking my retreat. All my ammunition was gone, and the Italian police were right behind me. And that's when I knew I'd need the wooden badger.

- The fembots in Austin Powers 3 are a glaring illustration that the movie didn't have the budget of its predecessors.

- With no boots and no gun, Lisa was definitely the Tito of Glendale Community Theatre.

- In 1994, war was beginning...

Ok, look at the girl on the left in red. Seriously, scroll up there right now and get her image in your head. Got it? Ok, then read this next caption:

- gnar

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Ok, look at the girl on the left in red. Seriously, scroll up there right now and get her image in your head. Got it? Ok, then read this next caption:

- gnar

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Did I say gnar? I meant gnarly. As in good. Really. Oh, well shit, I tried. Give her my apologies.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Pffft... 2d10, maybe. Or 1d20. But no one in their right min...

HEY!

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Just testing.

Of course, you wouldn't want to confront this situation without your +10 Codpiece of Charisma.

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I like "gnar" better.

"GNARR! BUTTERBOOBS WILL CONSUME YOU!"

Was that mean?

BTW, I liked "war was beginning."

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TOBOR IS FRIGHTENED! TOBOR'S DRILL-TOOL IS RETRACTING!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

She looks like she could mop up the street with Boy George.

Looking at that picture every time I open this thread is starting to dull the shock - they're even starting to look good! After a pint of rum I might be tempted to play twister with all 3! Just close your eyes and hang on tight!

That reminds me. Why is making love to a fat woman like riding a tricycle? Both are a lot of fun until your friends see you doing it.

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TOBOR IS FRIGHTENED! TOBOR'S DRILL-TOOL IS RETRACTING!

If you wanna know how to post as Tobor, go to the old Important Announcement from Dr Pedantic thread.

Gah, I can't believe I just said something harmless and useful.

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If you wanna know how to post as Tobor, go to the old Important Announcement from Dr Pedantic thread.

Gah, I can't believe I just said something harmless and useful.

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.... they're even starting to look good! After a pint of rum I might be tempted to play twister with all 3! Just close your eyes and hang on tight!

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