Always sucks you know? Man... everything going perfect for a year. I thought this shit stopped back in the high school days.

Ah hell.

Just wanted to say "Hi" to everyone at this site... this is great. The owner can be expecting a donation from me very soon.

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that is the most depressing comic ever

Normal people drown their sorrows in booze, you know.

Get a dog.

PS- I heard that Kramer is single if you are looking. ;)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Man, comics about getting dumped and being a single loser in his 20's? Who'd want to read about that shit?

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Dad was flammable

Hey Kajun... I'm sorry man. I'm just a little melancholy and stupid at the moment. I'm not going to KEEP making comics about that, heh... that'd be a little depressing for everyone :p

And for anyone else too, I don't mean to shed my "depression" on you guys, I'm not just some manic who's all suicidal and stuff... If I'd been here 2 days prior, I'd be making nothing but happy comics :) I'm a normal cheery person. Just give me a few days.

Anyway, thanks for noticing my post guys, hope to be chatting with you all in the future.

Kajun was giving you an ironic salute. He, too, is a 20-something loser who writes comics about it.

Relationships at your age are supposed to break up. You're not "alone." You're between dates. 37 and never shared a bank account is "alone." 20 and just broke up is, well, 20.

Sure, breakups suck, but it could be worse. You could be 30 years old and married to a woman you really love and then she dumps you and starts sleeping around but not in that order (which would have been preferable really) and you lose the house you just moved into and take a total bath on thousands of bucks worth of appliances and other shit you bought on credit at usurous interest rates and you have to start all over and move into an efficiency apartment and do all this paperwork to split up the debt and dissolve the marriage and meanwhile your name is getting dragged around town and everyone looks at you like "that poor sad bastard" and your confidence in your ability to ever know anything about anyone is completely erased and you limp on in life trusting no one and nothing and yet you remarry and rebuild and move on and 7 years later you still wake bolt upright in bed from nightmares about being dumped and oops I'm sorry we were talking about you.

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What others say about boorite!

Wow. Yeah, I never begin to think that I'm just the most hurt person in the world...I mean, it was only a year.

But hey, thanks for being a cool group of guys. Every nice thing you hear from people in real life and people you've never met helps.

Long ago, a very wise man said, "bitches is hoes, man. I don't want to say they all hoes. Most of them, though. You just get them up in the bed and be like, 'suck my dick.'" OK, it wasn't long ago. It was last week. And the man wasn't really very wise. He'd been busted twice for possession of marihuana. But I hope it comforts you nonetheless.

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What others say about boorite!

LOL.

I know they don't compare to some other people's comics...I'm just getting started... but uh, does anyone find this stuff even remotely amusing?

[Click to view comic: 'Bad Life Choices']

I thought your stuff was quite good. You should write more. I recently married a gorgeous woman, so am immune to any depression in your humor until she pulls a "boorite" on me.

Which won't happen, because besides a wife I also have a shotgun, a large meat cleaver, and a tree chipper.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Well, the only depression one was the first one. The guy and the squirrel was just for laughs....

However... the fact that I decided to use the squirrel is strange...

My ex loved squirrels...

Anyway, thanks for saying my stuff was decent :)

Let me voice the female side of this and say:

We aren't all that bad!

Okay..so maybe we are...but hey! You wouldn't be here if it weren't for us..or something!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Well, I probably would be...I'm a Penny-Arcade person who followed the link. I used to love submitting to "The Bench" on PA... and ever since they removed it I've been DYING to try some more comic making.

This site is great.

But yeah, I know that gals aren't all shabby.

No, no.. you're lost.

I don't mean HERE as in StripCreator..the last frontier.

I mean here..as in.. on Earth. As in.. a woman gave birth to you.

Well.. all of us except for boorite that is. I haven't quite figured that one out. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I spontaneously generated.

Thankyouverymuch.

I was hatched from an egg.

A man-egg, that is.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Chicks make up most of the population. They're everywhere. A lot of them are as lonely as anybody else. Be picky, play fair, and demand that you get what you give and you might get a good partner. Going in blind is suicide. The whole notion that somehow women are incapable of being as sneaky and destructive and selfish as men can be is a fallacy. Probably one perpetrated by women.

*snicker*

Play fair, people. It's a long row to hoe alone and the shit we pull on each other in the process of trying to find a mate all falls to dust with everything else. There are no winners. Just casualties and survivors and the survivors are the ones who demand conscienable behaviour from themselves and others.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I hadn't planned on actually posting these, but since we're on the topic anyway...

[Click to view comic: 'Distress 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Distress 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Distress 3']
[Click to view comic: 'Distress 4']
[Click to view comic: 'Distress 5']
[Click to view comic: 'Distress 6']
[Click to view comic: 'Distress 7']
[Click to view comic: 'Distress 8']

And yes... yes you are that bad, Chinchilla. :p

Okay Drexle but no spurs this time, bitch.

I remember getting dumped out of the blue at 20. I shaved off a 3 foot long ponytail, started wearing black suits from the 50s, and sat in the park whipping nuts at squirrels while I told them that life sucked and they should deal. It was an interesting 5 months. Then I discovered gin. A year later I started to feel better.

When I got dumped the next time it didn't matter as much to me.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Okay Drexle but no spurs this time, bitch.

I remember getting dumped out of the blue at 20. I shaved off a 3 foot long ponytail, started wearing black suits from the 50s, and sat in the park whipping nuts at squirrels while I told them that life sucked and they should deal. It was an interesting 5 months. Then I discovered gin. A year later I started to feel better.

When I got dumped the next time it didn't matter as much to me.

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Let me voice the female side of this and say:

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Let me voice the female side of this and say:

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You're female? Aaaaieiee cooties!!!!

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I didn't get dumped much in my twenties. Rejection was swift and immediate. I recall realizing one day that I had been unintentionally celibate for about 8 years.

I chalked all of this up to women realizing that all I could do was break their heart, so why even try? Better for them to live with the fantasy than the emotionally wrenching reality.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You sure it wasn't just because of the beard?