RCL no. 4426 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-22-14

Boy, they are putting the houses up fast nowadays! Time is money. I was just standing here, resting against the wall frame, and those guys drywalled around my forearm in a manner of minutes! Didn't you notice that was happening? Not with your 44DD's staring me right in the eyes! ( . )( . )

RCL no. 4437 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-26-14

I don't understand... My breasts are every bit as big as Phreaky's. Yet, all the men in the office drool over her, and no one gives me the time of day! WHY IS THAT??? "Because, Phreaky's nice and you're a bitch!" WHAAAAAAAAAT???  :)

RCL no. 4444 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-02-14

"Deep Throat"... Oh...my...GOD! Are you okay? Where the Planet WTF did you learn how to do that? It's kind of the family business... How's that the family business? Mom was a sword swallower in the circus.

Groovy! - "League of Super Heroes- The Movie" Rejects by edoggydog 12-08-14

Watercooler Fist Man... STOP OR I'LL "SPARKLETTS" YOUR ASS!!! Triple D... Put down the crowbar and prepare to be "busted"! WHAT...EVER...YOU... ...SAY.......TRIPLE...D. French Pacifist Guy... I think I'll finish my beer, and then go kill my ex-wife, Nicole, and her waiter/boyfriend, Ron. Groovy!

RCL no. 4458 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-08-14

Why do you like standing outside, Phreaky? To show off my glorious breasts, Chirpy! But, don't you get offended by guys whistling at you? No. You would if you understood what they're whistling.

Groovy! - Oh, deer GOD! (a tribute to four_legged_tripod) by edoggydog 12-16-14

Check out the butt on that blonde, Comrade Rudolph... She has to be Swedish! I'll bet you 1,000 rubles she's Danish. How can you be so sure? Because, Rudolph the Red knows Dane rear!

RCL no. 4486 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-27-14

So, what did you average in high school? A solid "D". I averaged an "A". I can see that! And, with extra credit, I acheived a 4.50 GPA! Oh, you meant grades... I thought we were talking cup sizes.

Groovy! - Phreaky's not the only one "stacked" by edoggydog 1-22-15

Where the heck is Wirthling? There's a lot of hot babes in here tonight! I hear he's buried in paperwork. Oh, did he finally get a job? No. HELP!!!

RCL no. 4548 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-28-15

MUST KILL PHREAKY, BUT DON'T LOOK AT HER TITS!! YOU ARE POWERLESS WHEN YOU LOOK AT HER TITS!!!! DAMMIT, YOU LOOKED AT HER TITS!!!! Butch, I need you to go to the super-market and pick me up a box of tampons... Okay. Hop to it, Hopsing!

RCL no. 4590 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-21-15

...and Lord, if you were to bring a hot blonde with double-D's to my cell tonight, I promise I will lead a life of righteousness once I'm let out! *ahem* I know I am unworthy, but if you could grant me this one request, I swear I will devote my life to you from this point forward! *AHEM* WILL YOU BE QUIET?? I'M TRYING TO PRAY TO GOD RIGHT NOW!!!!! Anyhoo... If, you just answer this one prayer, I will join a convent and...

RCL no. 4644 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-28-15

Nice tits. Thanks.

Groovy! - MORE Irony Theater (featuring Mr. Invisible) by edoggydog 4-13-15

Join us now for another episode of "Irony Theater"... How could you tell I was lying, Phreay? Because, I can see right through you! Join us next time for another episode of "Irony Theater".

RCL no. 4669 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-13-15

*ick* *ACK* THIS KIND OF THING HAPPENS TO ZOMBIES ALL THE TIME, PHREAKY. Not when they're with me, Gary, a.k.a. "Mr. Softy".

RCL no. 4685 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-24-15

Hey, Phreaky... LOOK! If, you don't put your dick back in your overalls, I'm going to repeatedly yank on it so hard, you'll spooge like Old Faithful! OKAY! Wait. That came out wrong. Not yet, it hasn't!

Groovy! - Presents: Captain Obvious Theater by edoggydog 3-31-15

Groovy! Presents: "Captain Obvious Theater"... There's more to me than what you see here. That's because you have your clothes on. Join us next time for another episode of "Captain Obvious Theater".

Groovy! - And, they call it The Streak [in your underwear] by edoggydog 12-11-14

It's my new statue series... I call it, "The Fart". NOT groovy!

http://www.stripcreator.com/make.php?ID=577260

RCL no. 4702 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-04-15

After Phone accidently disconnected Phillip's phone sex call with Phreaky... ...and after which he's never been able to reach her back, even after calling her nintey-three times... ...Phillip spent the rest of the night shunning Phone. I said I was sorry!

RCL no. 4706 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-06-15

So, that's it? Oui. You can walk away from me and the "twins" just like that? I've found my true love and I feel I must pursue it. "It"? Yeah, that gelded bull in the first pen over there.

RCL no. 4707 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-06-15

So, that's it? Oui. Well, I guess if you are willing to leave a hottie like Phreaky, how could I ever expect my love to hold you? "If, you love it, set it free..." "It", referring to that gelded bull? Yes, and the sumbitch ran off with my Vespa® scooter!

RCL no. 4804 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-16-15

Are you the sculptor? Yes. Okay. I want you to sculpt me a bust. Of your head? Of my BUST, silly! *Bah-WANG*

Can I play, too?

What can green do for you? (out-of-date reference version) by atomiclunch 8-06-15

Whatcha doin', elf? Waiting for Phreaky, got a special gift for her. Dude, she's a wild chick. What could you get- IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX! Okay. I'm sure she's gotten that... Numerous times. THIS IS BOX 1 OF 17!

RCL no. 4844 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-07-15

Holy crap, Phreaky... You literally fucked the flesh off me! Was it good for you, too? Meh.

RCL no. 4846 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-08-15

IT'S 3:OOPM AND ALL IS WELL WITH PHREAKY'S DOUBLE-D'S!! MY NEXT UPDATE WILL BE AT 4:00PM. OR YOU CAN REFER TO HER WEBSITE IF YOU WANT TO BE KEPT ABREAST OF HER BREASTS! YES, I MEANT TO SAY THAT!!

Jon's Desert Island (Natural) Selection by atomiclunch 9-01-15

Well, Phreaky. Looks like armageddon is done. It's just you and me, soooo, you wanna...you know? Hell, you didn't have to wipe out civilization to get laid, I've always wanted to do you. You just had to ask. Oh, and put on the suit. YAY! Yeah, baby. Shake that comb! This was much more erotic in my mind.