Groovy! - The Blind Side by edoggydog 3-05-22

Sure... I'll tell yu why my wife kicked my ass for the umpteenth time! Groovy! They say love is blind! It'd have to be since you're so damn... ...ugly.

Groovy! - The Blind-Sided Side by edoggydog 3-05-22

Sure... I'll tell you again shy my wife kicked my ass. Again. Groovy! Love is blind! Living with a loud-mouth karen like you means love is also DEAF. And STUPID.

Groovy! - There's a wrong way and a right way by edoggydog 3-29-22

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass again for the umpteenth time... Groovy! Do you still find me sexy? I'm not sure you'll take this the right way, but I never found your ugly fat-ass sexy! @%#$#%#$@^@%$#^ %@$#%#$@%@$@% ^%@$#%#%@$%#$@ @$#%$@^#%$&#^@ Oh, shit... She took it the right way!

RCL no. 7562 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-27-22

Hey... What are you doing here? I fired you yesterday! I came to get my final check. Well, I certainly don't have it here at my home... Go to the office, you dumb chinkster! The only one that ever calls me that particular racial slur is my wife! I know... She's upstairs in the shower, washing my spooge off her fat ass!

RCL no. 7558 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-24-22

May I help you? Yes... Is your wife home? She's taking a shower. Did she work up a sweat kicking your ass, Chen? How did you know that and how do you know my name? I'm a big follower of the Groovy! comic strip!

RCL no. 7481 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-25-22

Are you sure you're not my father, Chen? Positive... I'm a chink, and you're a spook. Wait. Did you just say you're a chink and I'm a spook??? Yeah. Why? Who's the racist writing our dialogue?

RCL no. 7371 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-12-21

Why do you stay married to her if she keeps kicking your ass, Chen? Death 'til you part is very important in my culture! So, is driving slow in the fast lane while people fight to get around you slant-eyed bastards on the passenger side! Yeah... Wait. WHAT???

RCL no. 7746 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-02-23

What am I looking at? Keep looking! But, what am I looking at? Keep looking! (Chen kept looking until he got sucker-punched by Gumby, thus qualifying for yet another entry into his "Chen gets his ass kicked...AGAIN!" comic showcase. ) But. What. Am. I. Looking. At? Keep looking!

Post-Apocalyptic Smackdown by atomiclunch 10-20-23

Mr. Chen, how did this happen? Mr. Bear wants to know. I reckon Mr. Bear's mom took off her Spanx without a spotter, Susie. Heh. Never piss off Mr. Bear, dipshit. When did Mr. Bear get stuffed with lead, anyway?

Groovy! - Chen gets ottoKorrected! by edoggydog 10-31-23

Step on some glass... Kick Chen's ass? Dammit. Commence. I walked into that one! Groovy!

Groovy! - STFU, bitch! by edoggydog 3-29-25

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass yet again... Groovy! Are you really a supporter of women's rights? Of course, I am! Especially, your right to remain... ...silent.

Groovy! - Ass crack by edoggydog 4-12-25

Sure, I'll tell you why my wife kicked my ass yet again... Groovy! Do these jeans make my ass look fat? Actually, it's the other way around!