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one thing i will say on the rules

they are meant to be ridiculously hard

its meant to show who can be funny through the hardest restrictions

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"I don't know, either. He was eaten by a grue."

Zork is cool. :)

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You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

> STEAL MAIL

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

You don't see that here.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

> OPEN MAILBOX

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

> STUFF FLAIMING BAG OF SHIT INTO MAILBOX

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A disgruntled little postal worker sprays AK47 fire at you ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

> GET CODPIECE FROM UNDERPANTS
You pick up the black leather codpiece.
> PUT CODPIECE ON HEAD
You cannot put the codpiece there.
> EAT CODPIECE
The codpiece tastes like sweaty leather.
> GET CODPIECE FROM STOMACH
The stomach is not open.
> OPEN STOMACH
You cannot do that.
> GET SCALPEL FROM BENCH
You pick up the rusty scalpel.
> OPEN STOMACH WITH SCALPEL
You open the stomach with the scalpel.
You are bleeding.
> TAKE CODPIECE FROM STOMACH
You pick up the black leather codpiece.
You are bleeding.
> PUT CODPIECE ON HEAD
You never fucking learn, do you?

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