It's what would happen if Clint Eastwood skull fucked Virginia Madison.

Would you like to buy a vowel?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Only if I get you free.

Is that a pant in your banana or are you just see to happy me?

I'm always happy to see you after I'm done jerking off.

Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched by Donna Reed?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Sometimes, but usually I turn off the Donna Reed Show and vow never to drop acid again.

Dude, where's my car?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Under the Milky Way.

Wanna split this banana town and go for ice cream?

As long as we've got each other and a dream.

Fuzzy Wuzzy wuzn't fuzzy, wuz he?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Not unless his mom stopped shaving his back.

A penny for your thoughts?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Only if it's a wheat penny.

Does Dracula have a penis?

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I has a flavor!

Yeah but he can't get it up since his heart doesn't work.

Now where did I put my keys?

I don't know, but I haven't been able to sit right since you lost them.

Que hora es?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Es hora de tener sexo con Mikey's nariz.

And would you be offended if I also stuck my penis in your ear?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

If by "offended" you mean "sexually predatory", then yes.

How much is that doggie in the window?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If you have to ask, then you can't afford it.

How much for a two dollar whore?

A coupla bucks.

Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'll take "Duh" for 200, Alex.

Can you please stop calling me Nancy?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Sure, Delores.

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?

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I has a flavor!

No, but my condoms certainly do.

Why is everybody always picking on me?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Because they don't like your mohawk, Mr. Stevenson. It's too STING-EE.

Do you agree that MaKK is the largest collection of anal leakage and cranial vomit since Hitler?

Please, let's not insult hilter by that comparison.

What's more fun than eating dead babies on toast?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Playing a good 'ol game of badmittion, old sport.

Ever read The Great Gatsby?

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No, but I had sex with your mother.

What am I to do with all this silence?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! Spammity SPAAAM! Lov-e-ly SPAAAAM!

What should I have for breakfast?

Shave and a haircut, two bits.

Do I have something on my face?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yeah, sorry, I lost my load too quickly. Damn you and your spicy tongue of ultimate delights!

If french fries didn't come from France, what would you call them (and if you say Freedom fries, I'll kill you in the ankle)?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Faux French Fries.

Why are cats so obnoxious?