Dammit guys, stop posting funny comics in the Crappy Comics thread!

Anyways, here's a crappy comic I found on the front page. Not one of mine, fortunately.

Amber and Tyler part 4 by TylerXRated 7-17-02

Tyler comes and sees that the fish is about to rape amber, and he rescues her! And kills the fish! I'm going to gut you like a fish, Ambers my girl, leave her alone! No, i am going to rape her if its the last thing I do! Tyler rescues Amber and he gives her flowers and asks her to suck his dick! oh, tyler, I knew youd come and rescue me!!! Now, i can give you another blow job! And here, I also brought you flowers, I am sorry your head got stuck! it wont ever happen again! Tyler and Amber went home, and then amber sucked his dick, this time, her head didnt get stuck! ( the reason why you cant see her is because shes down suckin his dick!) ohh, this is fun!! He has sucha big cock! oh my god, Amber this feels sooo good!!!

That is a work of genius.

Evil genius, perhaps...

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Kill me if you must...

Iota Lambda Dyslexia by El_Bofus 8-03-02

The Rev and Bo discuss a night lock-in at Clarence-town Ok, so it was my idea for going back thru Clarence, but you asked the cop if he wanted a beer. I wanted to keep you talking to him. Me? You da businessman in every sense! I ain't gonna get us outta jackwing fuck! Look! *heheheh* I got his fuckin keys, man! Dammit! Wrong Greeks! So, uh, why have we not become of the dearly departed from this wretched place like so many warty butts? Diogenes would consider it a selfish act, you smarmy bitch!

Its a dog. We like. by El_Bofus 8-02-02

Why do we like the damn dog?!? So this naked blone walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a bratwurst under the other... It is cute. I have a choice of the bratwurst or eating your ball. I lick de poodle? I got Cotton Pants. Well, then we can have our cake and eat it too! *Laughtrack goes here!* Kill him after I sex poodle

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

Here's a crappy comic.

Wirthling dreams of cheese by dcomposed 7-06-02

Sweet dreams are made of cheese... ...the best cheese is vietnemese... my cheese was stolen... by some ghetto g's

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That's hilarious!

Who am I to disagree?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Everybody's lookin' for some cheese.

Some of them want to grill you. Some of them want to get grilled by you.

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Don't read this! by boinky33 8-17-02

I love you! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, it goes like *this.* by Drexle 8-18-02

I love you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Ages since i did a crappy comic , so ....

Right Here , Right Now (Props to Earthworm Jim) by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 8-18-02

And then i said to him "Thats not your arm , thats your freshly harvested spleen" Oh my fucking god. And what did you do next? We interrupt this story for two fish singing "The Marriage of Figaro" La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la WILL YOU PISS OFF AND GET YOUR OWN FUCKING COMIC! Inconsiderate bastards.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

only drexle would get this. I'm not sure if I posted it already.

Oh no, this thread isn't going to just flounder away...

Crappy Comic - MCXVIII by Drexle 10-05-02

The average American home... You play with it, booger lips! No, you play with it, dorkrod! ...consists of a Mother, a Father... ...And 2.1 children. Shut up both of you, and play nicely with your bro..er...sis...er... sibling! That... thing... did not come out of my uterus.... It did NOT. I refuse to believe it. Dear God, please wake me from this nightmare!

The Mad Rappist wore flannel back in the 90s by Drexle 10-05-02

My favorit grope from teh 90s wass Stun Temple Pilates. Wow! I leiked them two! REELEY! I no yuo want wahts on my meind! I no yuo leik wahts on my mind! I no it eets you out inside! Hear I cum I cum I cum! HEEEEEPL!!!

Staring contest by dcomposed 10-09-02

You Blinked! DAMN!

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Crappy comics. The cure for what ails you... or what ales you.

This joint is crapliments of the original crapster crabby and yours truly. On with the show!

Slurs!? by Drexle 10-14-02

Whoooo!!! Hey there buddy! Got a light! faggot That's not a nice thing to call me. You've got nice legs... for a smoking fag.

slurs 2 by crabby 10-14-02

Hey PIG why don't you stop hasslin' the fag? That's it! I'm writing you a ticket for jay walking! YOU DIRTY PIG!!!!!!! That's a ticket for slander! I'm a bobby consider yourself busted! Whoa!

slurs 3 by Drexle 10-14-02

Roit then, thats enough outta you ya yankee pig! Oink oink pip pip cherreos! What? I'm not goinna repeat moiself again, now you leave that fag alone, pig. Cheerio! Speak english or get out of the country! I hit you with truncheon, stupid american wankyank!

slurs 4 by crabby 10-14-02

I'm so lonely. Excuse me do you know the way to Big Ben? He's gorgeous! This is my chance for love I need to pick the perfect words! Do you? ROIGHT! Forget it.

slurs 5 by Drexle 10-14-02

Buggerin' sod it oll. The hot ones got no brains... What 'ave we 'ere? He's smokin'! Excuse me officer but can you tell me... P-p-p-p-ip!? Oi got ya directions roit 'ere! I"M IN LOVE!!!

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Hurrah! That was the perfect start to my Tuesday morning.

< likes it.

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Elevator by dcomposed 10-17-02

VRRRMRRRRRVRRRR! BEEP! WOOSH! Well, this is my floor. seeya. SCHWOPAW!

The idea for this comic came to me in a dream. or after I had just woke up.. I'm not really sure.

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That's funny.

Not bad at all!

This would be pretty funny, but I messed it up.
I cant wait until I donate and delete that comic to hell.

routine by boinky33 10-03-02

Why does boinky33 use the silent middle panel routine so much? I don't know.

This one sucks penguin balls too.

Look at what Jesus is wearing by boinky33 10-18-02

HA! That outta' hold ya! I'm sorry, M.C. Hammer. I needed to borrow your paracute pants. STOP!............... Hammer time!

Ladies and gentlemen, for your enjoyment. I bring you a crap series. Actually, it's not crap. It's worse than crap.

I was bored, so I decided to make a series.

Blue and Arab +01 by dcomposed 10-26-02

Hello, my name is Arab. And my name is Blue. dcomposed has asked us to come here today for a series. 'though he still has no idea what he wants to make it about. Lets make it about necrophelia. sure, why not.

It was an IRC conversation with ObiJo and knkx that got me onto the necrophilia idea.

Blue and Arab +2 by dcomposed 10-26-02

Since we are making a series about necrophilia, you should fuck some dead bitches so we know what it's like. why me? I fucked a camel for our documentary on Osama Bin Laden. It wasn't a DEAD camel. yes it was.

I forgot about the series for a week. oopsies.

Blue and Arab +3 by dcomposed 11-01-02

Hey, Blue. It's been a week and dcomposed still hasn't continued this series. yeah.

Then I couldn't think of how to advance the series.

Blue and Arab +4 by dcomposed 11-01-02

So I got changed the series and now it sucks even more.

Blue and Arab +5 by dcomposed 11-01-02

I'm bored. yeah. Let's go play some poker.

I ended the series.
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Damn you, that was cool...

...wait...

knkx talked?