Flying sucks these days.

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What others say about boorite!

I sure do hate flyin'

What's the deal with airline food?

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What others say about boorite!

Boorite has officially been in my pants for one year.

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Reservations made. I'll be there saturday and leave wednesday morning.
And I'll have a groovy car. And I'll take you to Laramie's finest dining. And you won't have to put out, although you will not be able to restrain yourself.

Here's my itinerary, so if I don't show up, you can find out if I died in a fiery plane crash.

Sat 8/27
Dep 6:00 AM BWI
UA 371
Arr 7:39 AM DEN

Wed 8/31
Dep 8:34 AM DEN
UA 310
Arr 1:54 PM BWI

Want to arrange a meeting place, or should I come see your blue vest at 5PM?
From boorite :: 08-24-05 09:05am ( reply :: delete )

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Ahhh...how things have changed. I burned my blue vest, and he never did make his plane back.

Awwwww

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Reservations made. I'll be there saturday and leave wednesday morning.
And I'll have a groovy car. And I'll take you to Laramie's finest dining. And you won't have to put out, although you will not be able to restrain yourself.

Here's my itinerary, so if I don't show up, you can find out if I died in a fiery plane crash.

Sat 8/27
Dep 6:00 AM BWI
UA 371
Arr 7:39 AM DEN

Wed 8/31
Dep 8:34 AM DEN
UA 310
Arr 1:54 PM BWI

Want to arrange a meeting place, or should I come see your blue vest at 5PM?
From boorite :: 08-24-05 09:05am ( reply :: delete )

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Ahhh...how things have changed. I burned my blue vest, and he never did make his plane back.

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I am also in the awwww boat. Especially since I had to witness it first hand in its most primal state on my wedding day.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You're more than welcome to mack on someone at our wedding.

If you have any annoying neighborhood animals you'd like to get rid of, mail them to me. I'm getting a python and if I can get free food for it, Score.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

God I dare you to release that on a plane.

Other than that, I know some people I dont like........ interested?

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You're more than welcome to mack on someone at our wedding.

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I hope this isn't an announcement in itself.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I always loved airline food.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Nope, just extending an invitation.

Also, school is back in session which means the population has increased 50% and the number of terrible out of state drivers has increased 500%.

I always loved airline food.

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Yeah, but what's the deal? Is it like $5 for the snack pack or what?

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What others say about boorite!

talk to your children about smoking. they'll listen.

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Kill Whitey.

They'll carve your buttocks off and "smoke" them, all right--like HAMS!!! ;)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I just accepted a role in Dallas Children's Theater's upcoming production of Night of the Living Dead. I'm the husband in the basement.

No lie. Come see if you're in the DFW area.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Yeah, let's see, I'll be in Dallas... never. Is never OK for you?

Tape it and put it on the web, like I did when I had sex with bigfrank's mom.

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The husband in the basement was named Harry Cooper.

Something you should keep in mind while you're portraying him--he is right all along. Ben's insistence on staying upstairs gets everybody else killed. He only survives by barricading himself in the basement--which was Harry's idea all along.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Equity rules won't let me tape teh show. Otherwise, I would in a heartbeat. I will post some production pics but they probably won't happen until October.

Harry Cooper is indeed my character's name. And maybe if Cooper wasn't such an asshole, people would have listened to him - kinda like Galileo back in the day. I hadn't thought of him as a Cassandra figure, but you're absolutely right, Biped. That is definitely a point that I'm going to suggest be included in the study/discussion guide.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

God I dare you to release that on a plane.

Other than that, I know some people I dont like........ interested?

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It will take the thing a few years to get big enough to eat people. Now, if they're small children, come back in six months and we'll talk.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

There's a sentence fragment I thought I'd never read...

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I has a flavor!

I have decided not to get the python, because after research I came to the conclusion that in order to keep it from eventually trying to eat me I would have to kill and eat it.

Granted, that would mean close to a hundred pounds of snake steaks, but where the hell would I be able to store that much steak?

Instead I ordered a California Black & White King Snake. Because King Snakes are cool. And they rule over the other snakes with an iron fist like the tyrants they are.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Granted, that would mean close to a hundred pounds of snake steaks, but where the hell would I be able to store that much steak?

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UP YOUR GAPING ASSHOLE AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHA FORGOT WHERE YOU WERE DIDNT YOU

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Granted, that would mean close to a hundred pounds of snake steaks, but where the hell would I be able to store that much steak?

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UP YOUR GAPING ASSHOLE AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHA FORGOT WHERE YOU WERE DIDNT YOU

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You know, that's why I said steak instead of meat.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.