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The husband in the basement was named Harry Cooper.

Something you should keep in mind while you're portraying him--he is right all along. Ben's insistence on staying upstairs gets everybody else killed. He only survives by barricading himself in the basement--which was Harry's idea all along.

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i've thought that every time i watch that movie... except the first time. funny how that escapes people on the first watch. Ben seems like such the reasonable one and Harry seems like such an irrational wuss. its like the Nixon versus Kennedy debate whether it was heard on radio or seen on tv but with zombies

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what if nigger meant kite

So exactly like it, then.

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What others say about boorite!

i intend to assassinate the dubya. taking donations...

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Kill Whitey.

More power tool noise.

Ivy got this tiny tiny table saw:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/DCFN0077.jpg[/IMG]

Problem is you can't really crosscut anything with that useless miter gage (slidy guide thing). So I made this groovy little sled out of hardboard. It has oak runners that grab the sides of the table so it goes straight.

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/DCFN0079.jpg[/IMG]

You just put a piece in crossways, hold it against the back fence, and push the sled through. It even has a little lexan safety guard.

I'm available for parties and bar mitzvahs.

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What others say about boorite!

A bar mitzvah isn't the Jewish ritual that device brings to mind.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

there will be a deathmatch between HC's king snake and boorite's tablesaw after school on the basketball courts. $2 a head, half off if you insult Artemis's lesbian moms

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what if nigger meant kite

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The husband in the basement was named Harry Cooper.

Something you should keep in mind while you're portraying him--he is right all along. Ben's insistence on staying upstairs gets everybody else killed. He only survives by barricading himself in the basement--which was Harry's idea all along.

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i've thought that every time i watch that movie... except the first time. funny how that escapes people on the first watch. Ben seems like such the reasonable one and Harry seems like such an irrational wuss. its like the Nixon versus Kennedy debate whether it was heard on radio or seen on tv but with zombies

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eagerly awaiting the zompacalypse. my tiny apartment is eminently defensible, and in the unlikely event they were able to gain entry, i have an escape hatch that leads to the roof.

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Kill Whitey.

Jessica Simpson Loses Voice - 12 Billion Ears Throw Celebration

I just found out that Nathan and I are going to Memphis for our anniversary. (After the power outage I am not eating year old thawed and refrozen cake - I wasn't too crazy about the year old part to begin with). So if anyone wants to hang with us this weekend, we'll be there. If anyone wants a free ride there and back and can meet up at my place in St. Louis at 5:30pm Friday, I'll supply that too.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yeah, ours was terrible. We took one bite each, spit it out, and said, "Well, to hell with that tradition."

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I has a flavor!

I laugh at tradition and plan to spit in its face. But will accept presents.

Boorite found his pants. They were lost in the woods. Fortunately, there were no bears around.

Remember this thing I was making?

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/worktop_over.jpg[/IMG]

Sure you do. Well, it got a glandular problem and turned into this:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/DCFN0083.jpg[/IMG]

On the near end, I've fitted a block to which I've attached a clamp-on vise. The vise screw and guide rods ride above the table, so I made another block that fits over them. Together with "bench dogs" stuck in the "dog holes" you see there in the tabletop, this will clamp even big pieces flat onto the table.

The other end is a box you can throw stuff in.

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/DCFN0084.jpg[/IMG]

Here's what's happening underneath:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/DCFN0085.jpg[/IMG]

A particle board shelf with about 120 pounds of rocks weighing the bench down so that it's solid as hell. This thing does not move. Well, the top is a little bouncy out at the ends, but that's because I made it out of petty light, thin stuff. That way, I can unclamp it from the Workmate and throw the whole thing in the truck in less than five minutes and then set it up somewhere else in the same time.

So I've invented a solid yet movable workbench for small spaces. Hooray! Or something.

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What others say about boorite!

LEGOS!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Our water heater exploded. It did it four days ago but we didn't notice because of the retarded way it was set up. This is the floor underneath. What you can't tell is the floor is now warped beyond recognition.

Yes, my first indication that something was amiss was that the whole floor was swollen.

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What others say about boorite!

and your tools were wet

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what if nigger meant kite

and your tools were wet

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And my knob was all greasy.

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What others say about boorite!

and your tools were wet

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And my knob was all greasy.

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you are a man of many vises

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what if nigger meant kite

and your tools were wet

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And my knob was all greasy.

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you are a man of many vises

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But my wood is warped.

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What others say about boorite!

and your tools were wet

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And my knob was all greasy.

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you are a man of many vises

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But my wood is warped.

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you must hammer too hard when you're nailing

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what if nigger meant kite

and your tools were wet

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And my knob was all greasy.

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you are a man of many vises

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But my wood is warped.

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you must hammer too hard when you're nailing

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I prefer screwing.

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What others say about boorite!

twi was going to a bachelorette party that was themed 'naughty and nice' so we hit the local adult store and bought this monster:

that picture doesn't do it justice--its fuckin huge. heavy as a honey ham and twice as mean. i made her keep it on the dash in front of her when we drove through the dairy queen drive thru l00l

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what if nigger meant kite

I like the caption "Bulging throbbing pumping scorching pleasure tools." It's romantic.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I can scarcely imagine the deprevation of anyone who would post that picture in the "General Discussion" portion of this forum. I am shocked and demand apology.
Did you get the Banana Split Blizzard it's the best.