Real world HR by atomiclunch 10-07-23

You know, my eyes are up here! Well, Ms. Chinchilla. As the HR manager, I sent Bimbleman on a mission. What mission was that? To find me the two most impressive examples of Human Resources in the company. And he only brought me up here? You are an example of both and they sure as hell aren't your eyes.

RCL no. 7810 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-11-23

So, I tells Phreaky that it may be the size of a derringer, but it shoots like a M-1 cannon! I take it she didn't believe you... Up until the point I blew her left tit clean off at orgasm! The arraignment is next Thursday.

RCL no. 7852 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-24-24

Look... Phreaky's sunbathing topless in her front yard again! Boy, would I love to rub some oil on those babies! With what? Your penis? I have to be a some kind of sicko to want to do that! Are you a some kind of sicko? Guilty!

RCL no. 7868 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-09-24

Avast! Phreaky's washing her car across the street in a string bikini! Arrrrrrrrgh! Wowzers! Just the thought of eating her candy hole makes me sport major wood, matey! I used to be able to sport major wood... What happened? Termites. Same reason I have no arms!

RCL no. 7870 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-09-24

...then I ate her whole candy hole! Wowzers! And that's where I found her "hole" cards! No wonder the cards smelled like Summer's Eve when we played strip poker! How do you know what Summer's Eve smells- wait. You played strip poker with Phreaky??? How good do those titties look naked? Don't know. I lost every hand!

RCL no. 7871 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-10-24

I'm sure you're wondering why I asked you to meet me here at Turd Mountain... Not really. Oh. Well, this is awkward! You don't know awkward! Phreaky wanted me to eat her candy hole... Why was that awkward? I have no sweet tooth!

RCL no. 7883 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-25-24

Damn, those are some nice, big American tits you got there, Phreaky! Thanks, but I was born in Sweden... I emigrated here 10 years ago. On an H1-B visa? Actually, an H1 double-D visa. *SPROING*