You're just walking along, writing a bad check when... by attitudechicka 11-03-03

Everything's $1 Hey, Dave. Whatcha do-in'? Making a memo. I want you to call me on my cell phone immediately if this woman tries to write a check here. Ten minutes later... Dave can I borrow your cell phone? Uh, sure. Everything's $1 Dave, it's Gia. That woman you wrote the memo about is trying to write a check. Can I have my cell phone back now?

Damaged Merchandise by attitudechicka 11-03-03

Everything's $1 Rodd, this is getting rediculous. What? Everything's $1 First there was the cookie boobs, and now... Everything's $1 These knock off Barbies have see through shirts and that one has her hand up her skirt!

Jimmy's First Lineup... And I Was There. by attitudechicka 11-03-03

Everything's $1 Alright Gia, take a smoke break. Jimmy? What are you doing here? I have to do a police lineup next door at the police station. Everything's $1 Have a good smoke? Better than expected!

What my smoke breaks are usually like by attitudechicka 11-03-03

Everything's $1 Hey Gia, take a smoke. Let's disco. I thought you'd never ask. Everything's $1 You okay, Gia? You look a little out of breath.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Cash or Check or CHARGE! by attitudechicka 11-03-03

Everything's $1 That's $75.20. Will that be cash or check? You don't accept debit cards? Everything's $1 No, but you could always kick one of the managers in the head. Everything's $1 That seems to be the prefered method of payment.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Musical comics (sort of an arty thing I tried)

My theme song:
Citizen King "Better Days"

In my shoes my toes are busted
My kitchen says my bread is molded
Got a good job at the dollar store

Services Rendered by attitudechicka 11-05-03

Everything's $1 Do you make keys? Everything's $1 Sorry, ma'am, we don't. Well, you should. Everything's $1 There's a sears hardware right next door that will make your keys for you. I don't think I can make it quite that far.

One foot in the hole
One foot gettin' deeper
With a broken mirror
And a blown out speaker
I ain't got much else to lose
I'm faded, flat busted
Been jaded, I been dusted
I know that I've seen better days

One foot in the hole
One foot gettin' deeper crank it to eleven
And blow another speaker
And I ain't got, I ain't got much to lose

Cuz I've seen better days
Been the star of many plays

I've seen better days
And the bottom drops out

My cup's filled up with five buck wine
Find myself here all the time
Another rip in the glass
Another chip in my tooth
Rained on, I've been stained on
Found another goat I put the blame on

Now I'm steppin' on all the cracks
But I guess there ain't no use
I'm bent like glass second hand like glory
Missed the bus but I'm in no hurry
Molasses fast, no business born

One foot in the hole
One foot gettin' deeper crank it to eleven
Blow another speaker
And I ain't got, I ain't got much to lose

Cuz I've seen better days
Been the star of many plays
I've seen better days
And the bottom drops out

I've seen better days
Been the star of many plays
I've seen better days
And the bottom drops out

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Maternity Leave is a Very Good Thing by kaufman 11-18-03

Everything's $1 No, THAT is not $1. Everything's $1 Very funny. It's not for sale, and it's not $1! Everything's $1 I couldn't help noticing that you're... YES, I AM PREGNANT, BUT REGARDLESS OF WHAT THAT SIGN SAYS, MY BABY IS NOT FOR SALE!!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

My Last Day of Work Pt1 by attitudechicka 12-28-03

Everything's $1 $12.66 is your change. Everything's $1 Thank you for your continued efforts to keep me employed, but I don't need them anymore. You're shutting down the store? Everything's $1 Nah, I decided to get knocked up, so I'm quitting. I'll be here more often, in that case.

My Last Day of Work Pt2 by attitudechicka 12-28-03

Everything's $1 Todd, I don't feel well. Can I take the rest of the night off? Sure. We've got two cashiers... Everything's $1 Uh... It's your last day. Everything's $1 I know. Sick or not, you're not going anywhere! I still have some last minute harrassment to attend to.

My Last Day of Work Pt3 by attitudechicka 12-28-03

Everything's $1 You still have two and a half minutes before you close. Everything's $1 Fuck you. I locked the door, that means we're closed. Let me talk to your manager. Everything's $1 It the last few minutes of my employment here. Do you think I care? Step back while I relock this door, idiot.

My Last Day of Work Pt4 by attitudechicka 12-28-03

Oh my god! I need chalk! I need to make a chalk outline right away! Is there a problem here, Gia? Yes! Look at that poor bottle of bodywash. It's been murdered and all it's wash is spilling out! I'm going to have to report this.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You don't look pregnant in those comics.

I think someone should make a pregnant Chicka character.

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Poop.

Look, she's already getting back pains.

Probably cause she's got a baby in her belly!

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Poop.

I also threw in the boob job for free.

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Poop.

Get a new vest for god's sake. Your buttons are about to shoot off.

That's not the only thing shooting off.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I love you guys.

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Mediocrity at its most average.