The Truth AwardThis would really happen

Goes to: Rabid_Weasle

For the Comic:

FTC #6: Ed's First Lesson by Rabid_Weasle 10-28-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. See Ed around? Not since sensitivity traning. What!? You mean... you can call each other nigger? But we can't....?

Most Political

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic:

FTC #6: Affirmative interactions by mmyers 10-30-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. Sums' a my bestest friends is negras. Fact is, I almose asked a negra to prom wit' me.

Most Sexual

Goes to: Zegota

For the Comic:

FTC whatever: it's a myth by Zegota 10-29-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. Seen Ed around? Not since sensitivity training. I'm black, that means I'm hung like a horse, how 'bout you? I'm... the ... we ... I'm pure blooded and ... and ... God loves me!

1up Award

Goes to: Ewwwww

For the Comic:

FTC: Sensitivity Training Is Great! by Ewwwww 10-28-03

Hiya, Joe. Howdy do, Ern. See Ed around Not since sensitivity traning Sensitivity traning is great! I've learned to deal with my constant erections!

Best Pun

Goes to: me

For: Awarding the 1up Award to Ewwwww

AND ALSO TO: smamurai

For the comic:

Most Politically Incorrect

Goes to: all of us, since this whole damn contest is politically incorrect, and we're all surely destined for hell.(Save me a window seat.)

Best Title

Goes to: Kaddar

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 6 insert tolerance, subtract "sert"']

Most Similar

Goes to: Kaddar

And kaufman

For the Comics:

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=KaddarComps&ID=186881

and

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=kaufman&ID=187039

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Sense and Sensitivity']

Semi-psychic Award

Goes to: Kaddar

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 6 ed is short for rasheed.']

My comic: [Click to view comic: 'Fuck Tom Clancy']

Creativity Award

Goes to: Kaddar

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 6 insert tolerance, subtract "sert"']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Rabid_Weasle

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #6: Communication Is Important To Understand Others']

Congrats to everyone.

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To the next HOST:
-Use the awardslist.txt in http://www.drigon.com/~ta/awards/ in order to make your award list. Just copy and paste it.
-read ftcrules.txt in http://www.drigon.com/~ta/awards/ if you are hosting, also.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

woot etc. you can have the award Mon-Wed and I can have it for the rest of the week.
Make sure you steam clean it before you give it to me.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

quote:

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woot etc. you can have the award Mon-Wed and I can have it for the rest of the week.
Make sure you steam clean it before you give it to me.

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You can have full custody.

I'm pretty sure you were cheating on me with that Dude you're getting a Dell fucktard anyway, so already doubted my paternity.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Great contest!

haha, I was wondering why you gave him the 1up award...
and ... then I got it... ahahha.

I really don't get it. Explain to me, the one they call Kaddar. Or whoever really.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Holy crap I won. Thanks. Great contest everyone.

Alright, I'll try to make up a new one ASAP.

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Poop.

Ewwwww's comic was about an erection and the award was the "one up" award.

If you still don't get it, see my book Puns in my Pants, available in your finer back alleys everywhere.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Nice one, Obi. Thanks for the award. I'll keep it close to my crot.....Heart.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.