mmyers asked me to post this comic for him:

FTC #11- Won't you ride under my sleigh tonight? by mmyers 12-02-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Boy, I turned the sled a split second before I hit you, Prancer, otherwise it would have sliced you in...great Hermey's teeth, what have I done? I feel like I'd like to urinate on myself but can't...and suddenly I'm very cold, oh so very cold.

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Poop.

I should also be judging sometime soon, get those last minute entries in.

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Poop.

The Truth AwardThis would really happen

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic:

FTC #11- Won't you ride under my sleigh tonight? by mmyers 12-02-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... Boy, I turned the sled a split second before I hit you, Prancer, otherwise it would have sliced you in...great Hermey's teeth, what have I done? I feel like I'd like to urinate on myself but can't...and suddenly I'm very cold, oh so very cold.

Most Ironic

Goes to: smamurai

For the Comic:

The fantastical adventures of Buck the deer.

Buck for a buck, Buck? When man talk like chicken, Buck about to get ass-raped for 1 dollar.

by smamurai, 12-01-03

(It's ironic... sort of?)

Best Pun/Damn Kaufman Award

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic:

FTC XI: Typothermia by kaufman 11-27-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't can't get into the stables this time... Sorry, Nicky, you know the rules -- if you don't manage to do the can-can for me, I'm not going to allow you into the stables.

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: smamurai

For the Comic:

Most Obscure

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic:

FTC 11: When You Wish Upon a Starbucks... by MikeyG 12-01-03

Oh no... What is it? Santa's been into the Rum again. Uh-oh, let's just hope he can't get into the stables this time... You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Yup. ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINOS!

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to:UnknownEric

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC#11: Santa Physics']

Best Title

Goes to:MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #11: Do You Queer What I Queer?']

Most Similar

Goes to: Anyone who did a reindeer bestiality joke...

Psychic Award

Goes to: Noone, well... people sorta had the same idea, but not the same excecution.

My comic was: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 11: My Comic']

Creativity Award

Goes to: ObiJo, I know you said it's not an entry, but I had to give you this award.

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'NaE: Boom']

Bronze Award

Goes to: UnknownEric

For The Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC#11: Ha Ha Ha, Hee Hee Hee...']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: jes_lawson, see, sucking up can get you things in life.

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC XI: A very Rabid Christmas']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: mmyers

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #11-The weather outside is frightful']

Nice going everyone. That's all for now. Next one is yours mmyers, good going.

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Creativity Award

Goes to: ObiJo, I know you said it's not an entry, but I had to give you this award.

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I appreciate it. But I think everyone in this room knows this award really belongs to Johnny Cash.

Thanks for a fun contest, oh rabid one.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Hey, hey, Rabid Weasle thanks for the vote and the fun contest. What I liked about this contest is that there was about fifty million ways to fill that one in, so in short, that was fun. Let me get dressed and go to work and I'll post a new one when I get there. Now let's go don some gay apparel.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Reminds me of Christmas a couple of years ago.

We were doing the movie show, in which I play this flaming queen of a wardrobe guy, and as I was in the bathroom, having just put on the green pants and the extremely loud shirt tied at the stomach, on the radio came: "Don we now our gay apparel"...

I couldn't help it. I had to laugh.

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This is not my empire.