The judgement is coming in a few more hours. Get those last minute entries in.

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FTC 12: Last Minute Entry by UnknownEric 12-09-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you wanna do, Frosty? Hmmm... So is Bubba ready for 12 inches of snow? Dude, what is WRONG with you?

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I has a flavor!

hope I got this in in time.

FTC 12: Caught No-Handed by MikeyG 12-09-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you wanna do, Frosty? Hmmm... It wasn't me, man! It was the evil snow-dude from the Nestea commercials! Well, that's better than the first two defenses. Somehow I don't see 'Nicole Simpson's REAL killer' and 'Robert Blake' as viable suspects.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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FTC #12 My brain is more frozen than that snowman by thochaos 12-05-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... I didn't bludgeon that girl to death! You have to get me out of here! Relax Frosty, any fool can see you're completely 'armless.

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Thanks, thochaos. I was laughing at this one. This was a particularly good contest, I think. A lot of people came out with some gems.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The Corresponding with Charles Manson while he's in prison Award

Goes to: smamurai

For helping me when I couldn't post from work and helping start the contest (ignore the jerk face).

The Truth Award

Goes to: ngrassi22

For the Comic:

Frosty Likes It. by NGrassi22 12-04-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... Atleast I ENJOYED it.

Most Ironic

Goes to: RabidWeasle

For the Comic:

FTC #12: Frostly The Revenge-man by Rabid_Weasle 12-03-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... I thought I might find you here... ChoadWarrior! I may be behind bars... but you'll never kill me!

Best Pun/Ken Kaufman Memorial Award

Goes to: Denyer

For the Comic:

Ice Ice Baby by Denyer 12-04-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... It's just in my nature to ice everyone. You, sir, truly are cold-hearted.

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: xxausrottenxx

For the Comic:

FTC #12-Template by xxausrottenxx 12-03-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosy? Hmmm... well how the hell was i supposed to know about the civil rights act, i havent been around in 40 years! dude you asked al sharpton to give you a quote "spit shine and a handjob" those kinda things just arent PC nowadays you freakin moron

Most Obscure

Goes to: ObiJo

For the Comic:

YOU MONSTER! by ObiJo 12-04-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... o/` Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul, With a corncob pipe and a button nose, and two eyes made out of coal. o/` PORTER!

(I'm a sucker for Cole Porter)

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: Kaufman

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Flog The Cliche #12: Geicold']

Best Title

Goes to:MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #12: Dancin' to the Jailhouse Cock']

Most Similar

Goes to: Anything involving Michael Jackson or carrot violation...

Psychic Award

Goes to: Me, because i'm the only one who thought of this crap.

My comic was: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 12- Snowballs for cigarettes']

Creativity Award

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 12: Every Snowman's Fantasy']

Bronze Award

Goes to: Unknown Eric

For The Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 12: Last Minute Entry']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: Don't Know

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=don'tknow&ID=195438

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Mikey G

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #12: Dancin' to the Jailhouse Cock']

I liked your last minute comic too, but hey, you already won the thing. Mikey, congrats and the contest is yours.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

That one guy used to call me obscure too.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Holy shit. I won? I'm never washing that comic again! I'm going to try to get the new contest up by later today, but tomorrow morning at the latest.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I called you a lot of things too. Obscure wasnt one of them, but i still want the credit.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: Don't Know

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=don'tknow&ID=195438

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You kinda posted the wrong comic there, not that the one that is there isn't brilliant.

Good going everyone, this contest was teh funny.

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Poop.

The best comic definitely won this time. Good going, MikeyG =)

Great contest mmyers!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I called you a lot of things too. Obscure wasnt one of them, but i still want the credit.

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Oh, I'm keeping a running tally, believe me.

*sharpens My Little Pony Hunting Knife*

(Good to see you back, by the way.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: Don't Know

For the Comic: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=don'tknow&ID=195438

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You kinda posted the wrong comic there, not that the one that is there isn't brilliant.

Good going everyone, this contest was teh funny.

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Yeah that apostrophe would confuse those who aren't paying attention.

Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul--before the DMCA by DontKnow 12-05-03

And with this magic hat, you'll come alive. Hotdiggity, I'm alive! What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty? Hmmm... Nobody warned me that I'd have to pay royalties for singing about myelf. The RIAA requires it of everybody now.

--DK

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