I know, i've seen the movies. I still think Mr. Crys-Afterward-and-Asks-Not-to-be-Looked-At would be more accurate.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Skippy Ovington, here.

Booyah!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Spike Trail.

Very, very porn... actually, it sounds disturbingly gay porn...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

My porn name is "Mother_Billings." At least, that's what Gabe calls me when we make our little "films."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You bunch of fucking dumbasses. It's not that the system time was set to -1. It's that in PHP, any function that is supposed to return a Unix-style timestamp (e.g., filemtime) returns undefined on failure (as when you try to get filestats from an OS that doesn't support it), which the system interprets as -1 seconds when it tries to convert it to a date. As others pointed out, time begins at 00:00:00 on January 1st, 1970, so -1 seconds comes out 11:59:59 31 December 1969. GOD YOU ARE ALL MORONS.

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What others say about boorite!

System time? Are you suggesting that we're suggesting that the computer that hosts stripcreator.com has its system clock permanently set at -1? Now who's a moron? I suggested that the time recorded for those particular comics had been set to -1, but I admit your explanation seems more likely.

Won't the fundamentalists be surprised.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Maybe it's all part of an elaborate game I designed for you all while I was writing the site.

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www.bradsucks.net

Holy shit. Brad is God.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

No, but evil_d suggested it might have been set at -1 at the time of that posting.

Mostly I just wanted to call everyone morons in all caps for not knowing some obscure geek hoobajoob.

I can't say I know for sure, but I'm guessing it's me.

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What others say about boorite!

Actually I meant that the act of deleting the comic might have set its associated date to -1, as opposed to removing it from the database entirely. At least I think that's what I meant. It was a long time ago. And Brad may have reprogrammed my mind since then.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Actually I meant that the act of deleting the comic might have set its associated date to -1, as opposed to removing it from the database entirely. At least I think that's what I meant. It was a long time ago. And Brad may have reprogrammed my mind since then.

God, I can't even call everyone a bunch of goddamned morons without it turning into an argument.

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At least I'm not posting as Dr. Pedantic.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

My sixth grade teacher was a 6'5, overweight male with a texas style mustache.

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