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I do not get a red x.

I cannot afford a donation of $50 at this moment, but I am sloppy drunk enough to donate many smooches.

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That x? Nope. I don't see it. Not at home or work.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

it only appears half the time im on here

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Now it's doing something else.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I just looked at the source html for this page and found this code in there:

Apparently, I have become a predictable geek.

(Actually, I just discovered something else interesting. To post that quote above, I had to remove a hyphen. It does not like "

My geekiness is growing exponentially.)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Ha! I went and looked, too. That's pretty funny.

It reminds me of an episode of the Simpsons a while ago. I think it was the one where Homer went to the candy convention and ended up plucking the gummi Venus de Milo off the babysitter's ass, then got accused of sexual harrassment.

When everything got cleared up, the TV station made a retraction of their statement. They also mention other corrections their expose show needs to make, and a list scrolls by on the screen too quickly to read.

It just so happens that I'd taped the episode earlier and was watching it, so I rewound it and took a look at it in slow motion. There was a bunch of funny stuff that can be found at the link above, one of which was If you are reading this, you have no life.

Then I cried.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.