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Give it a few more years. Hilary Duff. Olsen Twins. Drunken threesome on DVD.

I can dream, can't I?

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You forgot Mena Suvari, Tara Reid, Maggie Glyenhaal, Amanda Byrnes and that Brittney Speers chick. Add them to the mix as well. Make them all delinquients going to a strict Catholic boarding school where Madonna acts as the Head Mistress and punishes them with giant paddles and makes them service her orally every time the girls misbehave. That DVD would outsell Titanic and the LOTR trillogy combined. This is a gold mine they're sitting on.

Oh and Paris Hilton will supply the feature commentary since she's so familiar with these kind of tapes.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Don't forget Louie Anderson.

Oh God, that man is so hot.

Like, in the summer when he flop-sweats.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.