Okay, folks, here are the winners:
The Truth Award This ACTUALLY happened!
Goes to: Ewwwww
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| Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. | |
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| I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. | |
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| Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. | |
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| And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! | |
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| So what is MikeyG getting? | |
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| A Bucket load of jizz if I have anything to say about it! | |
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Most Political
Goes to: Ewwwww
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| Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. | |
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| I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. | |
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| Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. | |
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| And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! | |
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| Santa, are you feeling ok? You keep talking into your beard. | |
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| Silence! Errr....heh...I mean.....IM NOT SADDAM!.....not that I would be... | |
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Funniest Comic to Nerds
Goes to: Zaster
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| Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. | |
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| I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. | |
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| Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. | |
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| And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! | |
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| Please can I guide you sleigh? I glow *much* brighter than Rudolph and his stupid nose! | |
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| Ho ho! I admire your opportunism. It's how I took this holiday away from baby Jesus, just like he took it away from the Romans! | |
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Most Sexual
Goes to: xxausrottenxx
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| Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. | |
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| I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. | |
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| Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. | |
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| And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! | |
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| when i said fuck christmas, it was one of those figures of speech | |
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| well thats not how i took it, and i cant find the paris hilton tapes, so come here, pumpkin skin penetrates easily | |
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Politically Incorrect
Goes to: Xuanwu, I guess. It wasn't really funny at all, but it was the only politically incorrect one.
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| Random Carved Pumpkin, I am so pissed now that Halloween is over. | |
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| I know, Generic Halloween Symbol! They'll forget about us until next year. | |
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| Now we have to step out of the limelight and let them have their day. | |
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| And people do their Christmas shopping 7 months in advance!They won't even think about US again until October! FUCK Christmas! | |
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| No, no, you see, "fuck" is just French for "The best holiday ever is." The French say "Fuck Christmas!" all the time! Honest! Please don't feed me to the reindeer... | |
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| I think the coal supply of France will be experiencing a dramatic surge this Christmas. | |
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Most Obscure
Goes to: xxausrottenxx
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'how the pumpin REALLY got carved']
The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke
Goes to: Ewwwww
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Jizz for everyone!']
Best Use of Lack of Rules
Goes to: kaufman!
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 15: She Blinded Me With Compliance']
Best Title
Goes to: Kevin_Keegans_Perm
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 15 - Fruit of the Loon']
Most Similar
Goes to: Ewwwww
And: Xuanwu
For the Comics:
[Click to view comic: 'Santa lost the bet...']
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[Click to view comic: 'FTC #15: Let's Pump-kin Iron!']
The AUUHHH award Of cornyness
Goes to: Xuanwu
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #15: Jack-O-Lander']
Best Use of Cliche award
Goes to: niteowl
I consider American Idol to be a cliche at this point.
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #15 : Randy Jackson Had Bad Hair']
[font=arial][b]This next group of awards was the hardest. Between Kaufman, ObiJo, Zaster, and Ewwwww, I had a shitload of good comics to choose from.
And now for the winners:[/b][/font]
Bronze Award of Neatoness
It was close on all accounts. No one got the bronze, because 3 people got the silver for 4 different comics!
Silver Award of Excellence
A 4-way tie! Seriously, I loved all of these, and every one made me chuckle like a lobotomized whippits user.
It goes to: Kaufman, for:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 15: She Blinded Me With Compliance']
Ewwwww, for:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 15: I Fucking Hate Holiday Comic Contests.']
Ewwwww again, for:
[Click to view comic: 'Jizz for everyone!']
Zaster, for:
[Click to view comic: 'Thing Contest #15: Terror in the Night!']
Psychic Award
Goes to: Nobody, really.
My comic was:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 15: Goin' on a Santa Cruise...']
Creativity Award
Goes to: Ewwwww
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Jizz for everyone!']
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)
Goes to: ObiJo
For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Revisionist History']
Congratulations, everyone! ObiJo, congrats. It was a hard-won contest, mostly because Ewwwww had two funny comics. But in the end, yours made me smile like a hyena on nitrous.
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.
