Yes, but there are all the other yummy awards to try for, too.

I don't do the rulebreaker award.

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Poop.

FTC #20 -- Commercial Rip Off by NooniePuuBunny 1-26-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! ...And this is supposed to explain how you saved 15% on your car insurance? Wait! I'm getting to that! When I went over, she beaned me with a frying pan... The next thing I know I'm stranded in Nicaragua with no pants and an irate gecko shoved up my rear...

Sleep depravation mixed with sugar is never a good thing.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Snickerdoodles 1 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-26-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! So did you find out what Snickerdoodles are? Yep. Theyre the other white meat.

Snickerdoodles 2 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-26-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! So did she struggle much? A little, but theyll never find the body

Snickerdoodles 3 by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-26-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Well? Nope. Google doesnt have a fucking clue what shes talking about either.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

FTC 20: For Every Broken Rule, God Kills a Kitten by Zaster 1-27-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! O.K... I think that's enough for now. Same time tomorrow?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

FTC 20: You're Not the One by Zaster 1-27-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! I'm sorry we had to trick you like that Neo. It was the only way to get you out of the Matrix! But I was having fun!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

FTC 20: Priorities II by Zaster 1-27-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! I am a magic genie, here to grant you untold riches and power! No thanks! I'm on my way over to my friend's house to make snickerdoodles.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

There should be a Least Sexual award this time around.

FTC #20: Unremarkable by IB_XC 1-27-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Where are you off to? I'm going over to my friend's house to make cookies.

FTC #20: I'm Pedantic by IB_XC 1-27-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Were you just talking to your phone again? Shut up, TELEPHONE_COMICS is real, my phone is my best friend, man!

FTC #20: Like a Bad Sprint Commercial by IB_XC 1-27-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Uh...why are you dressed like that? Oh, did I say "make snickerdoodles" again? Well I meant " have some rough, hot S&M action."

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

FTC 20: Dean's List by kaufman 1-27-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! We're gonna make snickerdoodles. Then we'll make cocoacreamies. And we'll make snugglymuffins. We'll make hasturblippies and lalasprinkies! YEAAAAAAAGGGH!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC #20: Dr. Gag-enstein by Xuanwu 1-27-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Yeth, Mathter... Thoon Mithter Thnickerdoodleth will be complete. And then he will be alive! ALIIIIIIIVE! Damn it, Igor! Steal my lines again and I'll use your parts to create a Catholic school girl with no gag reflex! Actually, I may do that anyway...

kaufman you are my hero. http://home.comcast.net/fox_in_box/yeeaah.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~fox_in_box/yeeaah.mp3

damn you tilde!

FTC#20: Sometimes You Feel Your Own Nut... by UnknownEric 1-27-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Sorry for the short notice, but I'm currently feeling nuts. As I can see.

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I has a flavor!

Eric, I groaned, but it was in a good way, like when Jes read my Skeleton Humor.

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Phun with conformity.

FTC #20 -- Snickerdoodles of Luuuv by NooniePuuBunny 1-27-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Thanks for coming over to make cookies for my sick aunt! oops...I thought "making snickerdoodles" meant that you finally realized your passion for me and you would take me down to the floor and we'd make sweet love...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

FTC #20: What Really Happened by attitudechicka 1-28-04

Hey, do you want to come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure, I'll be right over! The snickerdoodles are already done. How about some oral? Chicka warned me about this...

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Mediocrity at its most average.

FTC20 - my security tag has not been killed by kramer_vs_kramer 1-28-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Of course, in Britain they used to be called "Marathondoodles"

FTC20: Oodles of Noodle Doodles by kramer_vs_kramer 1-28-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Haha! It was a trick! I really plan to violate you anally. I can't believe I fell for that again!

Brought to you by Sprint by squishy 1-28-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! By the way, you really need a new cell phone carrier. It sounded like you'd said "snickerdoodles." Can you hear me now?

I don't know if this has been done before or not. I didn't read all the others cause I'm too lazy to open new windows and turning comic display on would mean half an hour wait just to preview the post. Ahem Brad...

FTC#20: Snicker That Doodle by ivytheplant 1-28-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! What are you snickering at? Your doodle.

Here are my contributions. I'm finding it harder and harder to come up with stuff for the FTCs lately.

FTC 20: Yank my Spank by MikeyG 1-27-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! I made the first one already. Let me just get it out... Oh, I thought you said 'stickmypoodle'. That's why Fluffy's in the car.

FTC 20: Yo no soy Spankalingo by MikeyG 1-28-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! ¡Aha! ¡Estoy contento que usted ha venido! ¡Permita que mí vea los senos! ¿Dónde está el snickerdoodles, maricon?

FTC 20: Phone-y Baloney by MikeyG 1-28-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Hey, big boy, want to see my Bearded Blood Sausage? Man, Dial-a-Stud just ain't what it used to be.

FTC 20: Paul Blueman in 'Da Hustla' by MikeyG 1-28-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! You got here too soon. I haven't finished popping Larry Flynt's boils. Oh man, she was AWESOME on 'The Practice'!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Because someone had to:

FTC #20: Snickerdoodle Physics by Xuanwu 1-28-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Move faster! These turbines aren't going to generate snickerdoodles by themselves! Yep! ... What the fuck are you talking about?

FTC 20 : Lethargy by MaxPayne 1-29-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! So are we gonna get started or... Hang on, hang on! I think I've got this contest won! "What the fuck are you talking about?" Hahahaha! Brilliant!!!

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

quote:

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It's an innie by ObiJo 1-25-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! I can't believe you snickered. It's like a itty bitty baby's doodle!

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Yup.

FTC 20: March to the Beat of a Different Bummer by MikeyG 1-29-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Snickerdoodles is code for 'My genitals are doused in gasoline'. Sweet.

FTC 20: Hanna Over that Barbera! by MikeyG 1-29-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Snickerdoodles means I love you. No, man, that's 'Eep Op Ork Ah Ah'.

FTC 20: Teh $niXx0rd00dlz by MikeyG 1-29-04

Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me? Sure! I'll be right over! Isn't this great? Now every time you hear the word 'snickerdoodle', you'll think of me in this outfit! God DAMN you, Pavlov's Dog!