BTC1: Daddy's sauce is the best sauce by shark_energy 4-23-04

One day in hell... So what's it to be little girl? Do I take your pet pooch Chips? Or shall I take Mr Pete Clark, your father? Cindy analyses the options Daddy or Chips? Daddy or Chips? Daddy or Chips? Daddy or Chips? Daddy or Chips? Daddy or Chips? My dog is dead?

BTC #1: Childs Play by Elvis_Steel 4-22-04

Seriously Jane, I read it in a book, Not only do dogs have nine lives like cats, but they also always land on their feet, go on give it a try, trust me it works. My dog is dead?

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Can't you see they're laughing at you not with you????

BTC#1- The Republican in denial awakes from a coma by mmyers 4-23-04

Oh father, father, you've finally awoke from your coma. In the 3 1/2 years since you've been unconscious, the unemployment rate has gone through the roof, the deficeit is at an all time high... We've been embroiled in a largely criticized war and subsequent rebuilding of that country has cost us more money and lives, free speech has been whittled away, and a Democrat just ran over your dog. My dog is dead?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

6 hours till judging. Come midnight , i shall await the judgements of my fellow judges before delivering my vote.

Kinda pointless for the casting vote to be cast first.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Getting a "Perm" by possums 4-23-04

Hi widdo doggee! I can give you a haiwcut foww onwy five cents! Five cents? That's pretty friggin' good. Can I get a perm? A Kevin Keegan's Perm? Soonfully... Thew you go! Aww done! OH MY GOD!!! I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN!!! I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!! BAAAAAHHHH!!!! My dog is dead?

BTC #1: What's the Weather Like Under a Basketball Player? by MikeyG 4-21-04

Where are you going, FiFi? Oh, I forgot to tell you I'm going out. Oh, ok. What are you doing? I've got a hot date with Kobe Bryant. My dog is dead?

Gotta keep this one fresh in the judges' minds

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

BTC 1: The Memento Version (thanks to new art) by kaufman 4-23-04

WTF? Don't think of it that way. Let's just say he's gone on to a happy place. My dog is dead?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

haw!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I love/hate Kaufman.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Okie Dokie.

Judgement Time has come. Would Judges 1 and 2 please present their Winning Comic. The Perm has made his decision on which one wins his vote.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

...I've contributed in a 3rd party way to kaufman's punning...

:') I have new meaning in my life........

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I liked biped's comic with the gangster.

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Originally Posted by Kaufman in a PM which cannot be disclosed for reasons of national security:

I vote for FZH

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Oh , and Honorable mentions (for what theyre worth) to Bazilla and MikeyG , the other 2 comics that impressed me.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Heh, having forgotten what I actually made for this, re-reading my comic I barely liked it, myself. Thanks for the horrible mention all the same.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

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For the record, i still think your Dog on a Ball comics are the single worst thing on the site.

Take it away Biped.

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Kaufman chose me? Nice.