I didn't understand what you just said, but it sounded extremely complimentary, so I agree.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No wonder some people are flying light while others, like you, are close-fisted with all the immensity of
amour d'individu!

GOOD4YOU!
You'll never be a blind imitator, will you?
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TRANSLATION:
No wonder some people have barely nothing to make it through life while other's like you hog all the greatness of self love.

GOOD4YOU
You will never be a covert of a self absorbed fanatic. In otherwords you may become your own person, eh?

What a rare thing to find on this planet!

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theDROOLfool drooooooools

"The hogging of self love" -- I wonder if Oscar Wilde ever used that phrase.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped quote
Mr. Wonderful
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"The hogging of self love" -- I wonder if Oscar Wilde ever used that phrase.
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Hhmmmmmmm how could i impugn that coming from a 3*Star*Sic*Chik* maven.

theDROOLfool bows copiously *bowbowbowbowbowowbowowbow*

"There's nothing new under the sun"

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theDROOLfool drooooooools

The Vin Diesel Appreciation Society by biped 5-13-04

"Saving Private Ryan" Hey, fast-forward through all this fuckin' bullshit to the next Vin Diesel scene. Aw, he just got killed. Well, fuck the rest of this piece of shit. "Fast And Furious" Oh wow...NOBODY drives a fuckin' car like Vin Fuckin' DIESEL! He is da fuckin' MAN! He doesn't even use a fuckin' STUNT man either, like all those other fuckin' PUSSIES! "xXx" FUCK! His fuckin' motorcycle's FLYING! He is so fuckin' HARDCORE! Man, I'd fuck him if he weren't, like -- you know -- a dude. I just KNOW he's gonna fuck that babe at least five or six times in this fuckin' movie! No WAY she's gonna fuckin' pass THAT fuckin' shit up!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What is your facination with Vin Deisel anyway?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I don't know. He just seems like the perfect person to be irrationally fascinated with.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Good point.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Here's some DUMBASS for you, Biped! Dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, dumbass, ........

It's rolling off so smoothly.........

DUMBASS RANDOM COMIC FOR BIPED by newportlocal 6-18-04

DUMBASS........ ????? RANDOM....... ???????? COMIC! YOU BEEN TALKING TO BIPED?

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Jump already....you said you would......

I like that one.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

taht was not radnom mistar, yuo get ZERO POINTES for dumbyness

DISQLAFYED NEWPORTLOCAL!

COPYRIGHT!

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Blue is the color of victory.

Kitty Reactor by newportlocal 6-18-04

Look what I got in here! It's some of those huge glowing ants I found next to the overloaded reactor in sector 12A.... *calmly* You had better keep those under control. We wouldn't want this place to get quaranteened because of some stupid move by our resident dumbfuck with the bald head........meow....purrr...... Look what I got in here! It's some of those huge glowing ants I found next to the overloaded reactor in sector 12A.... ARGHHHHHHH! HISS........meow....purrr...... WHAT'S WITH ALL THE KITTY SOUNDS? You and that bitch with the pointed tits...and those kitty sounds, and those pointed tits, and those kitty sounds and those pointy.... MEOW! MEOW, MEW, ROWWWWW!

GABUGABU, RANDOM PUU PUU......

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Jump already....you said you would......

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped's ego makes me think of Scooby Doo

(then I wack off)

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HA-HA! Good work, Biped! Indeed, Your work makes me laugh like a school girl on crack!

BUT CAN IT COMPARE TO THIS!

The Voices In his Head... Part 2 by darthkorn 6-04-04

... ... WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT MEXICAN MUSIC COMING FROM?

HA!! I THINK NOT!

No, it can't.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No, Gabu is not random Puu. I on the other hand am very random, and I have puu right in the middle of my name. For your error, I should cram 37 pinapples up your ass and a coconut up your nose while humming "Danny Boy."

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'm fairly sure that the pipes will definitely be calling after you do that.

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Blue is the color of victory.

The Contradiction by biped 3-08-05

Hello. My name is Luis Venitucci. No, it isn't. You are Ted Armstrong. I am Ted Armstrong? I am Ted Armstrong. Luis! Why joo say dis tin to me, ehh?

Next Stop -- Incredi-Ville! by biped 3-05-05

Well, here I am in Incredi-ville. Hey lady -- wanna see my dick? No, I certainly don't. What's so incredible about that? Well -- it's a midget dick. Oh, okay. Let's see it. TA-DAAAH! I call it "Pokey."

Billy's New Hobby by biped 2-27-05

Mom, there's an intense aching in my loins... BILLY! No more PG13-rated movies for YOU, young man! "Loins", indeed! What's this magazine under your -- *GASP!* "MUFF DIVERS"?!? But I NEED it, Mom! I'll go CRAZY if I don't play with myself frequently! Your mother asked me to have a word with you, Billy. Wow -- do your loins burn with an unquenchable fire too, Father O'Mallard?

The New Kid by biped 2-03-05

I heard there was a new kid in school. Are you the new kid? New...kid? (drool) Hey, cool. I like the way you just drooled all over yourself, dude. I have to... pee...pee.. Oh, MAN! You're whizzing all over yourself! And -- FUCK, did you just take a SHIT? I gave teacher a...note...she is supposed to... wipe...me...(frrrt)

The New Kid 2 by biped 2-16-05

What you doin' over here, boy? Git the hell back out there and sell dat ass! I...I don't want to be a male prostitute anymore, Dingus...(drool) Aww, is dat right? And what would you rather be, chicken boy? A...clown...(frrrt) Step right up an' fuck de clown! Fuck 'im till he beeps! He'll make ya dick feel funny!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Surprise Enchilada Day" starring Goo-Goo and Ying-Yang by biped 1-26-05

First, we eat the Mexican food. Then it turns into shit! Then we come in here and "take" a shit. It smells real good, too! Especially mine! Then we put the doodies in people's food when they aren't looking. And that's how "Surprise Enchilada Day" was born!

Billy by biped 1-10-05

What are you doing, dear? It's a bit past your -- Shut up, Mom, or the tiny Mel Gibsons won't appear. The tiny...Mel Gibsons? Any second now, my whole desk will be crawling with 'em. Honey, I -- Mom, your persistent interference hurts birds in space.

Scare Tactics by biped 12-30-04

Vote for me or I will DESTROY you! Clearly, you are unprepared to support any of your positions in this debate -- Shut up or I will DESTROY you! Well, the votes are in -- you lost by a landslide. Have sympathy sex with me or I will DESTROY you!

Nell At Large by biped 12-30-04

Nell tay WEE ERNA KINE, Buh-ho-da-may! Hawsie may tinah weel SPEAR mah BUTT-HOE! For GOD'S SAKE, Nell -- would you PLEASE SHUT UP about that time you FUCKED A HORSE! Nell gone go bay hi TAY-DA-HAY! Me nah erna kine hay summa GOOBAH SLOBBAH! Err, pardon me, miss...did you just offer me a free blow job? OH, gonna HAY bee nah-nah DOO-DAH, Foogah-doogah-may! Erna tay FUPPY-MUPPY way! SA DA TE, Tippie Tai! Sine your pitty on the runny kine, and cole me down on the PANNY sty!

Post-Christmas Piss-Off by biped 12-28-04

Well, one more SHIT Christmas to flush down the fucking toilet of life. FUCK, I hate little kids more every fucking year... You're the one who wanted to be Santa Claus. Can't really blame anybody but yourself -- Hey, FUCK YOU, BITCH! YOU'RE the one who pushed me into it because the idea of FUCKING SANTA CLAUS got you all WET! Why, you fucking BASTARD! I was the only one who would TOUCH your fat, hairy, zit-ridden, cottage-cheese ASS, you FUCKER!!! Santa -- I'm really your illegitimate son. You see, Mrs. Claus fucked a reindeer, and -- Well, that fucking figures. But at least now I don't feel so guilty about humping Shelley Winters back in 1957.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.