I'm a big fan of kaufman's Goedel, Escher and Bach strip. That book hurts my mind.

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www.bradsucks.net

I read parts of a book by the same author if memory serves. It was called The Mind's Eye. A really mellow little book about consciousness, mind and body, and ant fugues. A good bathroom book to put next to your Far Side collection and granny porn.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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This one alludes to both Francis Ford Coppola's film The Godfather and Lewis Grassic Gibbon's novel A Scots Quair, so I don't know whether it belongs in the movie thread or this one. This one won the toss.

[Click to view comic: 'A Sicilian Quair']

Sadly, I doubt anyone here has read Quair, so you won't grasp the subtle nuances of the last panel.

[Click to view comic: 'Walden in three hundred thousand panels']

Thoreau makes Hemingway look good.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

You surely haven't read the whole trilogy?!?

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Worldwide Front for Islamic Jihad against Jews, Crusaders and Naughty Monkeys

I just got this on talking book so my eyes skipped quickly past that comic. So far I'm having a tough time following it, and I'm only through tape 1 of 8. (First time I've had an 8 tape audio book. Largest before is 4.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Dear customer: You may notice that a large portion of Side 2 of Tape 6 seems blank. This is not a manufacturing defect. It seems that the narrator fell asleep, and he neglected to tell the sound engineer, who was off playing pinball. Although we assure you that we meticulously review every second of our audio programs, somehow we missed this error before the product was ready for shipping. We apologize.

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What others say about boorite!

Here are a few of the thrilling reading materials currently littering my bathroom:

A book about Pierre Bourdieu's books. Bourdieu is a French sociologist and therefore too hard to read without, like, Cliff's Notes or something.

The Bowker Annual on libraries and the book trade. I borrowed this out of our noncirculating collection. So far, no one has protested. Or noticed. Even librarians who see me with this thing look at me like, WTF?

A pile of Washington Post Magazines going back to the first Bush administration, all flipped open to either Dilbert or the Dave Barry column.

Lots of Home Depot circulars.

Garrison Keillor's Happy to Be Here. I'm self-conscious about this because the lit snobs I knew in college used to put him down. Those dumb bastards.

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What others say about boorite!

you know, when you meet those snobs pretty soon you're going to need a bigger hammer.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Spankling De Sod']

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Here are a few of the thrilling reading materials currently littering my bathroom:

The Bowker Annual on libraries and the book trade.

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What happened to the previous six Laras anyway?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

who is DragonOne?

You are DragonSix.

I am not a number! I am Iron Man!

(sound of laughter)

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

They decided after making the prototype, making a production model of me would be dangerous.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Far too dangerous. After that nasty bout of penguin fucking at the zoo, they decided to scrap the entire DragonX- program.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.