that is the ONLY reason to be an extra as far as I am concerned. To see how movies are made. You are cattle to them, they want you to know that, and the onorous burden of being the sounding board for wannabes is too much for me. Besides, I am one of those wannabes, so I don't want to stay a wannabe.

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Thats kickass! Is there any way you could post that? I've always wanted to see a librarian attack a guitar with a fuzzy sweater!

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Did you guys make anything for your ordeal? How long were you on screen for?

I'm in a very unique situation. I've worked all my life, but I can't find a job right now for the life of me. I've tried 20 temp agencies and applied for a million jobs to no avail. I go back to school in the fall but all this nervous energy is KILLING me right now (hence all the strips I've been making lately). I'd love to make this time worthwhile and educational and make a couple bucks at the same time rather then cursing the damn telephone for not ringing.

Then again, I'd hate to hang around a bunch of blowhards all day. I have 0 interest in being an actor, unlike everybody else I know.

I was an extra in a Woolworths commercial once.
I was the Quing that started an orgy over the newest special. The slogan was:
"Woolworths- it's that ass-rapingly good."

Fuck being an extra. Everyone cool is a grip.

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Gaffers are the kings of the film industry.

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No way, buddy. You can't do shit without a bulldog A.D.

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I'm more of a best boy man myself, but to each their own.

Actually, if I'm being honest, the PAs are the hardest working, most shit on people I've ever seen.

Minimum wage! He-yah! *whip crack*
Also, I made it on to the IMDB, which is only impressive to friends of mine back home, and it makes my mom happy.

I was in the commercial for Road Trip standing behind that cute red headed girl. They kept using me for different stuff so I'm all over the place.

In Sweet Home Alabama, I'm at the wedding somewhere. I've heard I'm visible but I can't bring myself to watch the film, so who knows. That was kind of an effed up situation as I was told on the phone that I was supposed to be a friend of Reese Witherspoon's from New York named Dylan or some such thing. Anywho, when I got there to start filming, I was just some dude in the background. I was highly pissed.

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Then again, I'd hate to hang around a bunch of blowhards all day. I have 0 interest in being an actor, unlike everybody else I know.

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My friend almost got a semi-legitimate actor to be in one of his movies, but the guy backed out because of some actor's union shit.

You can see him in Rat Race as the monster truck driver.

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Damn. I'm always looking to "get discovered", but I would never want to be Jim Carrey. Were they doing Jim Carrey impressions? Because that would be so hot. People doing Jim Carrey impressions on the set of a Jim Carrey movie? That's sexy.

All I know is that I had people cracking the fuck up on the set of the shitty movie I was in. I feel like I need to walk around with a floating billboard over my head that says "I'm talented, I swear!"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What's fun is watching the sets come in around here. Watching teamsters do nothing all day is great. Usually one guy is doing everything, five guys are watching.

Will Smith was filming "The Last First Kiss" in front of my coffee shop, two blocks away. His personal bus looked almost two stories high and was by far the biggest thing on wheels I've ever seen. Rich bastard.

Anyway, I might ask to be an extra when one of the bigger productions comes around. Being on film once might be fun. IMDB.com would be HEAVEN. :)