I demand that everyone recognize that mine was clearly the worst and that AtheistDiary clearly ripped me off.

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Blue is the color of victory.

You rat bastard! How dare you give away my secrets!?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Fellas, please. I think we can all agree that gabu and ad's cute little bottoms must be punctuated accordingly.

I have no clue what I just said, but it involved anal sex.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My cute little bottom feels punctuated already.

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Blue is the color of victory.

[insert random joke about strapon sex here]

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[insert sarcastic remark about said joke here]

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Blue is the color of victory.

[insert comic about setting Gabu on fire in response to sarcastic remark, followed by an encyclopedia-obscura image reference involving the jizz-pump sprite for no apparant reason]

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[insert here]

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Blue is the color of victory.

I know what to insert into that!

My penis!

Maybe you should reconsider; that guy could probably crush your penis between his ass cheeks.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Hooray! My foolish days as a noob live on!

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.