My biggest gripe is the use of common moronic male stereotypes to oversimplify our extreme hatred of shitty strippers. It's not some overzealous pride issue. No, if you must bring it down to a complicated psychological issue, it rests in a perversion of an elder complex. We wish to retain foundership, else we lose our own personalities to the new generation. We grow increasingly tired of the newbies coming in and throwing about annoying 1337-speech and incomprehensible strips. There is some simple board-ettiquite that should be followed, and most people who frequent boards will tell you that actually READING a good portion of the active threads before posting is far more advisable than simply leaping into the fray. We all strive for exclusiveness of some sort or another, and this board helps to maintain that ideal. No matter who you are, what you are, or where you are, you want to be part of something that makes you feel special. Even you newbies group together like frightened children witnessing the first Fourth of July celebration ever. It's a natural instinct, common in many land-based mammals, including humans. This would be the "pack" instinct. There is a sudden need for hierarchy, and a drive for a place among the pack. Our use of the so-called "buzzwords" does not diminish our intelligence, nor does it alter your own status in any way. Furthermore, it does not indicate any sort of hormonal response to the situation of morons pouring in like so much diseased grain from a tanker truck.
Dragon Xero has included this short version for those of you who have the attention span of a three year old child
We like use "buzzwords". You newbie. You quiet. We smarter than you. THAT T-REX! WE RUN!! AAAAUGHHH!!
Thank you, this has been a public service announcement. OH DEAR GOD, IS THAT A DINOSAUR?!?!
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