This forum is where you beg people to read your comics. Remember: the more obnoxious you are, the more likely people are to read and enjoy your comics.

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Very neat idea! Anyone who wants to, check out my comics.

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

I wonder how long it will be before this whole forum is filled with newbie crap.

Well, it's stayed crap free for a few hours already, which is more than I would have expected.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

anyone who uses this forum (myself included) is lame

People who are lame don't get to decide what makes other people lame. That's a fundamental law of lameness that cannot be disputed.

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HA HA HA I have more comics than you Steve.

Be afraid, be very afraid... *Evil Chuckle*

If you don't go now and immediately read all of my comics, you will suffer a debilitating aneurism.

If you do not find all of them uproariously funny, then you have already suffered a debilitating aneurism.

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umm... porn rocks.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I have the most comics in this thread so far.

And Mr. Owner of this Domain, have you made any comics we should look at and laugh?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i'm not sure about newbie ghettoes like this. isn't there a danger of creating a non-funny sub class of newbie strippers who never get to spread their wings and soar like eagles with the rest of the strippers. are these people destined to roam these unhilarious wastelands with neither the confidence nor the ability to compete in blah blah blah . . . etc.

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I LIVE!

Or as a shocking reality you could just take the forum at its face value instead of having to have a pissing contest :]

Oh wait am I not cool I forgot to use the N and L words hehe

It's not so much a "pissing contest" as a "pissing off the forum users" contest. Sorry, Lyekka, but if you hang around for a few weeks or more, you will witness just how obnoxious it can be to see the same thing being posted, in a new thread of course, by a different newbie every two or three days.

It gets old...

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Okay, Thomasisneat, I read all of your comics. Now you have to read all of mine. You will be quizzed Friday.

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haha

thats what u get for not lubing tobor

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Friday? But I have a global test then...

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

One of the definitions my dictionary gives of global is comprehensive, entire, total. Surely, you're not expecting that test to fail in its mission and not include any questions on my comics!

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One of the definitions my dictionary gives of global is comprehensive, entire, total. Surely, you're not expecting that test to fail in its mission and not include any questions on my comics!

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I was quizzed on several of kaufmans comics in contemporary american history just the other day.

They use my comics in Psychology 101... :/

I gotta test on the Renaissance. Close, but no cigar.

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

All six of them are being used in Psychology 101 eh? ;)

I notice that it's usually the newbies that are defending the newbies. Yeah, we use the words "newbie" and "lame" a lot. They're quite useful words.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yeah I've done just 6.. wow I'm so new.. oh dear...

Those words are just over used pop-terms.. like cowabunga or tubular

You complain about these boards all becoming the same because some newbie posts the same thing over and over.. so why are you doing it?

I came to read the comics .. make a few of my own with the limited time I get on the net these days ( I guess 3 years still counts me as a newbie ) not to argue, all I was saying is the guys are just trying to give people a chance to get themselves noticed and whats wrong with that? Unless of course you're right to be heard is so much greater than anyone else.

Just chill out and check the hormones at the door ;]

lotsa luv

Lyekka

Sorry I just went over that message and its got a negative tone, that wasn't my idea at all

Just what I was trying to say is yeah, I'm new to this board (well I started doing the comics ages ago I just didn't do many.. I guess I think comics is about enough for anyone with my sense of humour so I stopped myself) but I'm not here to advetise my strips, or argue just to read some of what people have to say.. read their comics.. some of them are very good much better than I could do.

I can just see why some people feel like they really need to be heard, or might be excited about what they have made.

Peace :]

Lucky you, I now have a comic on the Renaissance. Enjoy!

[Click to view comic: 'Sistine Vandals']

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