***Wow honey, that shirt looks great, how about while you cook dinner I fuck you in the ass as my special way to say 'Thanks'
***That new detergent is simply amazing, you got all the neighbors blood stains out
***Thanks for ironing my shirt, Amanda, I needed it to look good when I meet your sister at the bar.
***Him "so thats the 'special ingrediant' to starch my shirts
her "Thats right, dear, just keep fuckin the iron while its hot"
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At least im still funny .....looking.
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