Ok, so steroids were involved. Who else does that hurt?

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Are Sperm Whales killers? I dunno. Anyhoo...

Changing of the Guard by niteowl 4-08-05

Did you hear Spanky the Sperm Whale got busted for using steroids? No way! It's true. All of his kills from last year through today are wiped off the record books. You know what means, don't you? YES! I'M BACK IN FIRST PLACE AGAIN! So, are we gonna have a party to celebrate this momentous occasion? Nah. I'm going to celebrate by taking a nice, long vacation. Killing and maiming humans is tiring. Those fuckers really put up a fight.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.