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I like boobs, but I don't like them on me.

*ponder*

Clarification, I like boobs on me, too, as long as they are not my own.

*ponder*

Further clarification, I wouldn't mind them being mine, as long as they are not physically part of me.

Good, I think that's clear now.

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I once knew a guy who had boobs and claimed to be a haermaphrodite.

Well, as Steve Martin says (loosely paraphrased), "It's probably good that men don't have breasts. If they did, they'd just sit at home playing with them all day.

Come to think of it, think how there would be less war if men all had big soft breasts. Arafat and American-guy-pretending-to-be-Israeli-this-week would sit in their peace talks getting all grumpy, then squeeze their own breasts and calm right down. Also, men would hug each other more. That can't be a bad thing, can it? And think of how much nicer Saddam Hussein would be if he had breasts...

I think I will leave this line of reasoning now...

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by the way, changing your name if you made a donation will piss Tobor off. You better watch out.

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Oh dear, that's another black mark against Nate in The Big Book... *tsk tsk tsk*

*flick flick*

Wow, in 1997, he said "shit" twice!

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I'm intrigued by something here, Nate. How do real conversations go with you?

Do you say things like "Shut your motherfasterixing mouth" and "Your comics are a pile of God-dasterixmn shasterixt. You deserve cornhasterixing."

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I LIVE!

I use piss and cornhole. I shouldn't. God will hang me by my thumbs, yes.

and i will hang you by your scrotum

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

...and I will take photos.

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And I will abuse myself while looking at them.