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Actually, I generally prefer disregard for rape victims to be much more callous. I trust that's what you meant?

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Whether it's about how airplane food sucks or how difficult it is to assrape your grandmother's aborted crack fetus, if it's funny, it's funny. None of those rape comics ever actually raped anyone.

Also, the skunk stump stunk comic made me piss my chair. Because of the laughter. Well done.

I'm back with a few more. More to come, too.

Mr. Stick Tries to Make Plans. by Meroinx 8-10-05

Hey, have you seen Dave anywhere? No. I'm afraid I haven't. We were going to get lunch, but he had to cancel for a "family emergency". Ooh... Well, what about Kate? No luck. I tried calling her, but her answering machine only plays a Ricky Martin song. Ouch. Well, what about Ken? Nope. Both of his knees hyperextended and he kicked himself in the crotch.

Mr. Stick is a Teacher (1) by Meroinx 8-24-05

Well class, today we're going to try something new. Whenever we would say the word "get", we say "screw", and whenever we would say "that", we say "me". Oh! I seem to have dropped my pencil. Could you pick it up please, Michael? You did it wrong, you little wench! Ahh! Screw me thing away from me!

Mr. Stick is a teacher (2) by Meroinx 8-24-05

Alright, then. We're going to try something else today! Maybe something a little less challenging. Maybe something that wouldn't be so infinitely difficult if your parents weren't whores and child abusers. it's ok to cry, Billy, it's ok to cry. Shall we get started then?

i only read the last 3. the 1st 2 were good and that last one was fookin great

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what if nigger meant kite