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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

-- I own the complete "Emma Peel" Avengers episodes on DVD. I paid $90 for it, too!

-- A have about a dozen VHS tapes filled with "Daria" episodes.

-- I made my own voicepacks for "Unreal Tournament" using sound clips from 80's sci-fi flicks.

-- Somewhere, I still have the instruction books to over a half dozen role-playing games.

-- I just posted the "putrid pile of arse" thread.

-- I masturbate to the Teletubbies. (OK, I made that one up.)

-- I actually like some of Wirthling's comics. 'Nuff said...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I've been known to drink Mountain Dew.

Besides my geekdom degree, let's see...

[list][*]as chronicled elsewhere, wrote a stripcreator comic that incorporated the last name of every US president
[*]have 14 hours of AL-TV on video (and that's with most commercials excised) and 2 months of live Dead shows on audio (if you laid all those tapes end-to-end, you'd probably swear off donkeys.) Also on video: every episode of "Get Smart" and "The Monkees", and a half dozen Ed Wood films.
[*]had a D&D character named Fronan (a hobbit barbarian whose mount was a sheep). Also once rolled up a Magic-User named W'rofticy. Unfortunately, he died in his first adventure, so he never got beyond the rank of Prestidigitator.
[*]can spell "prestidigitator"
[*]got into my car at about 6:30 one morning at my home in Champaign, IL, to attend a party some 700 miles away in Sterling, VA, due to start at 7:30 that night. I arrived at 7:25.
[*]as a teen read Playboy for the articles (mostly)
[*]in high school math class, wrote a BASIC program so that the class could have a weekly lottery. Won some good money off it too.
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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I am such a minor geek.

** I spent 6 months designing a planet for AD&D and 2 years allowing people to muck about in it.

** I've been playing RPGs since text and today I wish Diablo had more RP to it.

** I have a small circle of friends I've known since 1975. We played togther. We tripped together. And now we grow old together.

** I saw the original star wars the second week it played and thought it was nice, but not worth all the press.

** I worship old basball parks and see the DH rule as a sin against nature.

No math. No coding. I got laid in high school by a few girls who had nothing better to do.

Sorry.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I see it as a minor annoyance. To me, bigger sins against nature are astroturf, symmetrical outfields, the strike zones umps call, Jackson and Rose not in Cooperstown, more than 60 seconds of commercials between half-innings, and 5 bucks for a small cup of pisswater. I'm still undecided on "No Pepper Games."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

When I was at school my friends and I once snuck into one of the computing labs and wrote BASIC programs on all of the computers, causing them to make continual and very annoying noises. We then ran out, giggling.

Wow. I'm not very geeky. :- /

I, uh, had a band and a steady girlfriend in 7th grade. I arrived at school in stolen Chevies, partied every day, and pulled chicks like a puppy in a window. I didn't go near BASIC until I was 25, (that was 82, though) and I get paid to listen to rock bands and make them sound good, or to sing for them.

Of course, now I'm old and fat, so... nothing's free.

Can I still hang out here?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Me and Keith Trinner put potassium hydrochloride in the drinking fountains once. Does that count?

bunner,

over here,
not being very geeky

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

quote:

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Of course, now I'm old and fat, so... nothing's free.

Can I still hang out here?

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Wow. I'm not very geeky. :- /

I, uh, had a band and a steady girlfriend in 7th grade. I arrived at school in stolen Chevies, partied every day, and pulled chicks like a puppy in a window. I didn't go near BASIC until I was 25, (that was 82, though) and I get paid to listen to rock bands and make them sound good, or to sing for them.

Of course, now I'm old and fat, so... nothing's free.

Can I still hang out here?

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Yeah.

"Bite me!" *cough* "Bite me!!" *Cough*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Yeah.

"Bite me!" *cough* "Bite me!!" *Cough*

Your meat is too old and gristled for me to consider biting.

Sure, you little Russian fruity-pants kids think you know everything!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Uh oh. Grampa's having one of his fits again. Last time, he coughed up a kidney on me. I hate that old bastard. (Thank goodness he's too nearsighted to read this.)

I better help him out, though...

Take your medicine, bunner.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sure, you little Russian fruity-pants kids think you know everything!

*Flaming* Russian fruity-pants kids. It is "molotov," after all.

Boy, I'm not sure which way to go on this one. Part of me thinks I'm geekier than all y'all, but the other part thinks I'm generally a super cool frood. So, let's see:

*I am an engineer who watches Star Trek religiously = +5 Geek
*I can outdrink anyone I've ever met = -4 Geek
*I have a spaceship welcome mat = +3 Geek
*I once ran over a man with my car to knock a gun out of his hand = -5 Geek (He lived)
*I got the hell beat out of me my first two years in high school = +2 Geek
*I beat the hell out of everyone that beat the hell out of me my junior and senior year in high school = -2 Geek
*I now avoid fighting = +3 Geek
*Because I don't want to hurt anyone = -2 Geek
*I watch more Sci-Fi than anyone I know = +4 Geek
*I watch more sports than anyone I know = -4 Geek
*I had a 4.0 GPA my first four years of college = + 7 Geek
*I had a 2.1 GPA my last three years of college = - 3 Geek
*It took me seven years to finish college = -3 Geek

Which is pretty even, till you consider this:

[Click to view comic: 'Somewhere, an EE just PNPeed himself.']

Which is +23 Geek, making the finally tally +24. Geekness thou art mine.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Here, kitty, kitty.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You buy the whiskey, I'll drive you home.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I get the whiskey for free. And while I appreciate the offer, there's something about my buddy Bruce's Town Car stretch limo that just puts the cap on a serious night of drinking.

Do you need directions on how to get here?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Nope, just to your house. Prior to starting.

Here bunner, bunner...

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Okay.

Go to Ohio. Take Rt. 2 to Rt 53 N. Take Rt. 53 north to the lake. Get on the ferry boat. When you get to the island, go to the Round House Bar. Tell them you've come to drink me under the table. When everybody stops laughing, they'll point me out to you and get the life flight helicoptor warmed up.

Unless, of course, you're just bullshitting.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That is my house.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I don't drink but once every four months because I don't like spending $30 to get a buzz. I get invited to parties as a sideshow freak because I'll repeatedly drink four or five of those 10oz novelty shot glasses then drive home relatively easily.

You call yourself fat in this thread, well chances are I weigh more than you. You say you can drink in this thread, well chances are I can drink more than you. Ever here the stories about Andre the Giant's drinking prowess? I'm right there. Sad commentary on my weight and my liver, but true.

All yours rookie.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

So....

You're just talking.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.