Sometimes I mentioned rival soft drinks...

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...but it always came down to the same thing.

[Click to view comic: 'Ixnay on the aurinetay']

After a while, I exhausted the theme. Then I carried on making strips about it anyway.

[Click to view comic: 'The Last Crusade']

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You realize that there are strips in When I grow up just like this one.
"The Catchphrase killa"

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[Click to view comic: 'Starstruck']
I post this one all the time, but it's only because I think it's probably one of my best ones. Sad that I peaked on my second strip ever.

[Click to view comic: 'Sleep Deprivation, and the resulting lack of coherancy. -_-']

Another earlier strip of mine... Aside from the typo in the title, I always manage to laugh over this one.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 51: The most unpopular social statement of all...']

From the days when crabby was still seen as a bit of a troll... The rules for CC 51 were that you had to argue a socially indefenseable position, and make it convincing. At the time, saying that crabby didn't suck dick *was* socially indefenseable. So what if I skipped the "make it convincing part," the comic was really fucking funny in context.

[Click to view comic: 'Enormous Penis: a sequel']

NastyPope posted a link to a website that had a sound sample from a doo-wap band, and one of their songs was "Enormous Penis." It inspired this comic.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing (for men) to say(when women say the worst thing)']

Man, it was *really* hard to pick just five... but I think this will round it out just nicely.

Aww hell... What would a best-of collection be without the one that won me Comic Cup II?

[Click to view comic: 'Once you've had black...']

The rules:
-At least one panel must take place in 1969.
-There should be a reference to a tea party.
-Use Neil from WIGU exactly two times.
-Use a popular advertising slogan.
-Refer to an event in history, but change the event for the purpose of the comic and show how the world is different as a result.
-Someone must sacrifice a left nut.

My second ever strip. I don't like the whole thing so much, but that punchline is a favourite of mine, and still creeps into conversation every now and then...

[Click to view comic: 'Dress rehearsal']

My first one wasn't too bad by first-ever-strip standards, but not worthy of posting.

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[Click to view comic: 'It certainly isn't Shakespeare! III']

Probably the best from my first attempt at a series.

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[Click to view comic: 'Why conquer the world when you have the simple pleasures?']

Nobody else seems to like this one, but it is one of only a handful of mine that still make me laugh.

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[Click to view comic: 'Three misused wishes...not overused, surely?']

Again, one that I seem to be alone in liking, but hey, fuck the critics, right?

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[Click to view comic: 'The Big C strkes a minor snag...']

Almost certainly the single best strip I have done on this site. If I were ever to make a webcomic, like I have been planning for years, I would find an excuse to remake this strip. I like it.

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Oh man, where to begin? From near the beginning, I guess. This was from my first day of stripcreating:

[Click to view comic: 'The Olympic Synchronized Swimming Results']

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I want to do more with Gollum as a character. Once I get some ideas. He's sort of one-note, though.

[Click to view comic: 'International Brotherhood of Gollums ON STRIKE!']

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[Click to view comic: 'Spam in the place where I live #2']
For those of you who don't wander USENET, one of the most frequent and annoying spams looks like this, complete with the periods separating the letters on the subject line (why? who knows. maybe they think it'll beat filters.)

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[Click to view comic: 'A Haiku and a Limerick walk into a bar']

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[Click to view comic: 'World's Stupidest Movie Critic #1']

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[Click to view comic: 'It's unanimous']
My donkey sodomy contribution to this exhibition.

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[Click to view comic: 'I think I know one of the rules x 44']

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[Click to view comic: 'So are you.']

I wrote this comic very, err, altered let's say. I almost think people can tell.

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[Click to view comic: 'Lyrics are everything, people.']

It took me two tries (and two comics) to get the lyrics right, hence the name. I said hence. What a loser.

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[Click to view comic: 'When Johnny comes Marching Home']

I LOVE soldier comics. Any shape, any size. Which one of you brilliant bastards was it that used this character as Strom Thurmond? I salute you.

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