New ones from yesterday and today

[Click to view comic: 'More True Confessions']

[Click to view comic: 'Make Your Heart Happy']

[Click to view comic: 'Evil Office Equipment (1)']

[Click to view comic: 'Evil Office Equipment (2)']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You know, I thought some of these might be pretty good, but I guess you guys know that I'm just hovering over this topic praying someone would post to it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

needs more narration boxes

just kidding. lower the muzzle

i liked the stapler ones, but other than that they didn't do anything for me. i think they might be chick comics and you have the wrong demographic here

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what if nigger meant kite

Actually, I enjoy staples and paper clips and elastic bands, it keeps all my work in order.

Perhaps I am the anti-christ.

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'What Every Good Boyfriend Would Do']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'And the Inscription Read: Bring Me More Beer and Hookers']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

This one is my favourite in the series so far.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I liked them.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

It's all in good fun...

[Click to view comic: 'You Know You Suck When...']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Evilly laugh. Evilly.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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I don't know why, but we listen to the 80's station at work. My coworkers hate eighties music for the most part. This conversation and others quite like it are what I hear all day at work. Joy!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

This one isn't "true" in the sense that it happened, but it's "true" in the fact that it was considered a real option:

[Click to view comic: 'There Goes My Hero, Shouting "Tomato!"']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'Resumes Sent Out Today: 12 Responses: 0']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Technically, these belong here because it's an experience at my job, however it's pretty universally accepted anywhere there's an automated machine.

[Click to view comic: 'Customer Appriciation Day At The Automated Machine 1']

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Mediocrity at its most average.