Christmas Physics by HCRoyall 8-01-05

...so then I said "Those rotor tubines aren't going generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! You're still not getting that love doll for Christmas. Dammit!

Cowboy Prophecy by HCRoyall 8-01-05

...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! And in the Century of the Dawn shall come a Great Leader, and he shall speak all the tongues of Man. And under this Leader the world shall find the True Path... What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Potluck by HCRoyall 8-01-05

...so then I sad "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! You should really try the casserole I brought. I made it with extra Love. What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Phonics by HCRoyall 8-01-05

...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! I don't know how to read... What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Parole Officer by HCRoyall 8-01-05

...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! Laugh at me again and I'll cut you just like I did Big Manny. What the fuck are you talking about?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Butch on Acting by HCRoyall 8-01-05

I was in an independent film back in college, you know. That was the security footage from when you killed the staff of a jewelry store. In a film, Caught on film. Poh-tay-toh, poh-tah-toh.

Why the Army's retention and recruitment rate sucks by HCRoyall 8-01-05

March 2003 Why are you worried about being deployed? The media lies, kid! The war'll be over before you get out of training! Today I hate you, so very, very much...

BTC 35: I am so going to Hell. by HCRoyall 8-02-05

Golly Rascist Man! Who could have so atrociously murdered this hobo? Using my powers of Super Racial Profiling, I'd say it must be the work of Professor Melanin, my arch nemesis and th only person who knows my secret identity! Do you think he's still around? Hi, Eric! Oh No!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Butch on acting was good. not to encourage any more cowboy ones (STOP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE) but cowboy prophecy and cowboy phonics was good too

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what if nigger meant kite

Cowboy Phony by HCRoyall 8-04-05

One day at the ranch... ... so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! I have a confession to make. I'm really a man... What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy PBJ by HCRoyall 8-04-05

One day at the ranch... ...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! You ever had a dog lick peanut butter off of your balls? What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Proposal by HCRoyall 8-05-05

...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! Will you marry me? What the fuck are you talking about?

Poor Navigational Skills by HCRoyall 8-05-05

Heeeeeeere's Johnny! Get ready to DIE! AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! Wait... *heart attack* Oh, silly me. I got the wrong address again. Sorry.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.