CC291: Begin The Horizontal Beguine by UnknownEric 8-05-05

Dude, I just got laid! For the first time! Bravo! How was it? A little awkward, but fun. Man, my first time, neither of us knew what we were doing. How do we start? Fall on me.

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I has a flavor!

Thank you all for some great entries. It was a bit hard to judge, because there was so many I liked.

honorable mentions go to jes_lawson (though I should've disqualified him for his - intentional - spelling), attitudechicka, biped, doomedblue.

3rd place:

CC 291: A Tour of My Place by umfumdisi 7-31-05

My fake plastic trees... My iron lung... My subterranean homesick alien... ¿Que?

2nd place:
kaufman

CC 291: Green Eggs and REM by kaufman 8-02-05

I am Sam. Sam I am. Would you like green eggs and ham? I do not like them, Sam I Am. I do not like green eggs and ham. Would you like them here or there? If I must have your food somewhere, I think I'd prefer ... over there! There is a problem, I do fear. Turns out you can't get there from here.

And the winner and host of CC 292:

CC 291: The Night the Lights Went Out in Athens by umfumdisi 7-29-05

Okay, put it in right...there. That doesn't feel quite right. Don't worry, that's the right hole. I can't believe we're trying this. It's supposed to be better this way. Well, I literally can't see the point of Gardening At Night.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I thought UnknownEric had this one won, but I'll take it! New contest (very) soon.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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