Welcome to CC 291.

In this contest the rules are:

1) The last words of the strip should be the title of a song by one of the following four politically correct bands: Green Day, Radiohead, R.E.M. or U2
2) The song title should not be used in the context of a song. It should be a natural part of a sentence.

Example:
[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: Compliant example']

Example of non-compliance:
[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: Non-compliant example']

I will judge this contest Saturday the 6th of August.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I hate this comercial:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: No Honey, Your Ass Always Looks Enormous']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'CC291: A Carnival of Sorts']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: at the restaurant']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: Virtual technology for the rest of us']

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: A Very Green Dinner.']

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: I hope you have the time of your life...']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Hi folks, now, starring Daffy Duck and Annoying Arnold, we present-CC 291-Don't want to be a Green Day Idiot!
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And, Daffy does mention a song in there. Sorry if I stuffed the Amrican Idiot's song. Never really knew the words, I rather only knew Green Day did it.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: Scenes from a Vampire Café']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'CC291: Automatic For The Penis']

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I has a flavor!

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[Click to view comic: 'insurgent general - cc291 entry']

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
Don't wanna nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subpliminal mind fuck America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the idiot nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
There that's enough to argue.

Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And say hello to the age of paranoia

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the idiot nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
There that's enough to argue.

Don't wanna be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information nation of hysteria.
It's going out to idiot America.

Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the idiot nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
There that's enough to argue

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woof

idiot nation should read alien nation. could be other transcription errors.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0002OERI0/002-4715325-2440858?v=glance

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woof

[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: Ripping off Nora Ephron']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: The Night the Lights Went Out in Athens']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

It looks like our host has abandoned us.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Huh? Have you run out of snacks already?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Bring more lil' smokies!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: A Tour of My Place']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: At the Orphanarium']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: Hail to the Grief']

All off the top of my (radio)head. Sorry, I'll quit now.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: fun with ninjas and poor translations']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: Wake-up Bomb']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: Green Eggs and REM']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: A Beautiful Day']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 291: Butch Comes A-Courtin'']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Ess-Tay-PAY!

...yeah, I broke the rules.

But sometimes you have to break the rules to free your heart.

[Click to view comic: 'Brad is awesome.']

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What brad thinks of Oriana: sweet my money bell went off