Do you chat from the basement or the living room?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

kitchen with my internet refrigerator

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Batman created by Bob Kane

If you brought me Andes mints I would fall on my knees and worship you like a goddess.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You should anyway. Just for not being bltsandwich.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Pssh. ANY female that isn't bltsandwich gets extra respect from me. Even the diseased rodentia that have been sneaking into our workplace over here.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Doesn't anyone else find it funny that Glasgow is known as "The Friendly City"? Good news concidering i just started University there. Scottish people are normally really friendly, theres just a culture of "Neds".

For those of you who dont know what a Ned is feel very lucky, neds are basically high pitched talking hash smoking buckfast drinking knive wielding arseholes that listen to hardcore techno and hang around on street corners late at night thinking their gang is "pure mental man"

But almost everyone else is pretty decent, even me.......sort of

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The_young_scot, you're about 4 years too late, andydougan has already used up all the material on neds.

There's still plenty of jokes left about his Maw though (she wis shite, no' even worth the two gingae boatles ah paid fur her etc etc).

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Dad was flammable

aat's pure quality man

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