RCL no. 1133 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-31-06

*sniff, sniff* Damn! That's some stinky-ass SHIT! I need to start putting less oat bran in Pokey's fodder...

The sheer determination to use all those characters in stories randomly as they come is a fantastic idea. It's a gnius idea. I love this idea. I would love to have a whole book of your comics so I could read them from the starts, with liner notes, so I understand every single inside joke. I want writer's commentary on everything. I want you to read it to me while holding me like a little baby. It would be the best book ever.

RCL no. 1169 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-27-06

...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... Congratulations, Gumby... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... You are the proud father of a six pound, three ounce cross-bred, cat-resembling baby-thingy ! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... I take it you didn't even know Pokey was pregnant?

It's really simple: when I go to write the dialogue for the character's, I think to myself, "What would Crabby do?" and then I type the opposite!

It works well for you.

Nahhhhh... You're comics are good. Mine BLOW!!

RCL no. 749 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-19-05

Wow! ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... That is frigging AMAZING! ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... I wonder when Pokey took up chute-less skydiving? ...AAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 1196 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-12-06

Despite warnings from the local park ranger, Gumby and Pokey decide to visit Devils Tower in Wyoming... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...(the same Devils Tower where the UFOs in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" showed up)... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...and, consequently, Pokey was snatched up by space aliens to be taken to the planet Mongo for deep anal probing and intergalactic cross-breeding experimentation. ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

The Don's Family by LBH 8-05-06

Don, it appears he hasn't paid up yet. I guess he needs a little more convincing. Hey, Tony. I have a little problem I need you to take care of. I'm on it, boss. That next morning... AAAAAAAAAAAAA

RCL no. 1229 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-12-06

May I help you? Is your name Gumby? Yes. Why? And, you have a friend whose a horse named Pokey? Who used to work as one of those pack mules ferryng people to the bottom of the Grand Canyon? (Seconds before another one of Gumby's "anxiety" attacks...) What do you mean...used to? He was carrying a 300lbs. woman, there was a load shift, and they both fell all the way down to the canyon floor, making that little "piff" noise, like in those Road-runner cartoons

RCL no. 1252 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-06-06

"...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." Note to self... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... "...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." The next time Pokey asks to borrow a jar of sulfuric acid... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAA... "...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..." ...make sure the lid's on tight. That way, if he happens to trip and fall, he doesn't accidently spill it all over his testicles. Again. ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 1251 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-06-06

Oh...my...GOD! IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?? Only if you think it's my left arm... Oh. I thought you were sporting some kind of "Gumby-boner"!

Another lost episode:

RCL no. 717 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-06-05

...AAAAAAAAAAAA... Pokey! ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... Quit dry-humping the bear rug! ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... POKEY!!

RCL no. 1300 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-06-06

I know what you all are thinking... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... This is just another one of those lame-ass Gumby cartoons where Pokey gets in trouble, and Gumby screams in all three panels! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... Actually, I told Gumby that this is the 1300th random comic, and it looks like RandomComicLayoutGuy has no intention of retiring any time soon! Talk about TORTURE!! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 1421 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-14-07

...AAAAAAAAAAAA... Relax, Gumby... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... When I said I "beaned" Pokey, I didn't mean I hit him. All I did was clean off the tip of his penis by rubbing it... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... By the way... When was the last time he got [*glub, glub* ] LAID?

RCL no. 1486 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-11-07

Gumby, and his twin brother, Dumby, visit Washington D.C... AAAAAAAAAAAA Um... Gumby? AAAAAAAAAAAA I know you're really upset about Pokey being shot by the Secret Service for wandering too close to the Presidential motorcade... AAAAAAAAAAAA ...but, I really need to go take a shit!

RCL no. 1519 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-03-07

Hey, Chuck... ...AAAAAAAAAAA... You were RIGHT! ...AAAAAAAAAAA... Pokey didn't come in to be GELDED... ...Whoops... ...AAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 1532 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-04-07

Ehhhhh... [*munch, munch*] What's up, Gumby? ...AAAAAAAAAAA... Oh, I see... ...AAAAAAAAAAA... ...Pokey's gone hog-wild charg-ing up your credit card again! [*munch, munch*] ...AAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 1553 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-09-07

When Pokey was creamed by a runaway cement truck, the authorities called on a grief clown to try and calm Gumby... ...AAAAAAAAAA... Now, remember Gumby... ...AAAAAAAAAA... We're all part of the "circle of life"... ...who failed miserably! ...AAAAAAAAAA... When one loved one is taken from us, another is- ah, fuck this!

RCL no. 1580 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-15-07

AAAAAAAAAAAAA Gee, Gumby... AAAAAAAAAAAAA Do you think it's wise of Pokey to be spooning with a hibernating grizzly bear? AAAAAAAAAAAAA Um, you might want to lower your voice, Gumby...

RCL no. 1578 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-14-07

=========== SPROING!! ========== GAH! "What's wrong, Gabe?" I just got nailed in the fucking NUTS!! Ow! Ow! Ow! "I told you to be careful, Gabe." But, when I bought this inflatable sparring Gumby, no one down at Sport's Chalet told me it hits back!

RCL no. 1586 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-17-07

AAAAAAAAAAAA Hi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-YA!! AAAAAAAAAAAA TAKE THAT, MOTHERFUCKER!! AAAAAAAAAAAA DAMMIT, GUMBY! ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME FIGHT OFF THESE OUTLAW BIKERS, OR YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH POKEY GET GANG-RAPED??

RCL no. 1728 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-14-07

"MAN OVERBOARD!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "Whoops! I mean..." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "RED STOP-MOTION, BENDABLE-CLAY HORSE OVERBOARD!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RCL no. 2002 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-08-09

What started out as a fun night out on the town for Gumby and his pal, Pokey... GO POKEY! GO POKEY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ...ended up with Pokey getting hammered on fourteen vodka martinis at a local dive bar ... GET YOUR GROOVE ON! GET YOUR GROOVE ON! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ...and performing his own personal "donkey show" with some fat welfare mom on stage! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

RCL no. 2154 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-31-10

Next on TNT: Blind Cop Justice... Tonight's episode: "Cleaned and Pressed"... Are you the one who reported seeing a red clay horse being flattened by a pnuematic press? Hello..? Are you there..? ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... WILL SOMEONE COME SHUT OFF THIS GODDAMN FIRE ALARM?? I'M TRYING TO INTERVIEW A WITNESS TO THE ACCIDENT!! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... I think. ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...