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"Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo."

Come on...you know you want this goldfish. Look, he's all golden, as if he were made of gold. A GOLD fish. Who wouldn't want a fish made of gold? Come on, just one game of bingo and the golden fish could be yours, all yours. GOLD! GOLD! GOOOLLLDDDD!!!!!

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I aquired seventeen short-lived goldfish from a large man named Jorge that way.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

"Come on, just one game of bingo and the golden fish could be yours" -- Ecclesiastes 8:16, King Jamiroquai Version, circa 4352 A.D.

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what if nigger meant kite

Maryland laws I've broken

"Baltimore City:

You may not curse inside the city limits."

Wow, I've fucking broken this goddamn piece of shit law numerous times.

"Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere."

Come get me, you fascist bastards.

New York laws I've broken

"A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting."

I'd be a broke son-of-a-bitch then...

"It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun."

You guys are no fun at all.

Pennsylvania laws I've broken

"Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass."

Do the Amish count? Cause usually I fly by them doing 60 and flipping them off.

Virginia laws I've broken

"Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary."

Whoops.

"You may not have oral or anal sex."

Again, whoops.

"Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars."

In anger?

"It is illegal to tickle women."

Triple whoops.

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I has a flavor!