The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)
Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?
Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.
You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:
Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.
FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor
CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure
This is totally not me. Unless I'm totally in denial.
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Think classy, you'll be classy.
